"I thought you only liked things that were small and cute!"

HIs darling little Shou-chan's voice echoed in his head-as it aften did when he sat alone. Silly Shou-chan had a lot to learn about relationships. If there was one thing Natsuki knew how to do well, it was how to win people over with kindness. Then you could give them your tough love. Natsuki ran his tongue down his wooden spoon with a smirk. It was perfect.

When Shou entered his dorm, he got hit with waves of dread. "Na-Natsuki?" It was never a coincidence. Never.

"Shou-chan, welcome home!" came a sugary sweet greeting. "I made you something..."

"I knew it!" Shou screeched, turning to run. Predictably, Natsuki caught him around the chest. "Let me, go, Natsuki! LET ME GO!"

"But Shou-chan! You love blueberry muffins!" Natsuki argued, his grip strong against Shou's struggling. When Shou's elbow struck a weak spot, however, the basket of muffins went tumbling to the ground. Shou shoved him away as his glasses fell to the ground. In a flash, emerald eyes narrowed, his hands clamping onto Shou's wrists before he could make his escape.

"Natsu- Ah!" Shou's mouth snapped shut when he saw Natsuki's face. "S-Sa, ungh!" Shou groaned as he landed on his butt; this didn't last long, as he lay flat on his back, Satsuki's fist going straight through the floor. He waited for the blow to his face, but it didn't come. Instead, Satsuki pushed his wrists onto the floor. Shou couldn't bring himself to look Satsuki in the eyes. "Wh-what are you doing?"

Satsuki looked down on him with a scowl. "I'm teaching you a lesson."

"Huh..." Shou hadn't even known that Satsuki knew who he was.

Satsuki's grip tightened. "You were trying to get Natsuki away from that girl so you could have her all to yourself. You don't get it though, Natsuki won't let her have you-he'll take her away himself if he has to. But you do not use Natsuki's feelings against him. Ever." His voice was at once calm and spewing stormy feelings; he took his hands away to rip the zipper of Shou's pants down.

Shou gulped, squirming long enough for his fingertips to graze the frame of Natsuki's glasses.

"Will you bleed for me, Shou?"

Satsuki's face neared, just in time for Shou to slip Natsuki's glasses back on.

Natsuki blinked, staring Shou in the eyes for a moment before laughing. "Gotcha, Shou-chan~!"

At that moment, for once in his years, Shou wasn't so opposed to Natsuki's bone-crushing hugs.