by cellie A.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters D: as much as I want to..some day..SOME DAY...
Oh I also do not own Disney..that would be creepy... WALT CELLIE :D
Oh and I didn't do the drinking game either..REFERENCE..google it
Chapter 1 : Student Council Saga
Pastelic Story Board
Narrator: once upon a time there was a girl who lost her parents. She lay in a coffin of her own wishing to go with them to the next life
Utena:...I feel morbid.
Narrator: Soon a young boy with no face appeared on a horse with no face. And gave her a ring.
Utena: I dont marry things that are dark and mysterious.
Faceless Prince: It's your destiny
Utena: ...que?
Faceless Prince: It's your destiny.
Utena: Que?
Faceless Prince: What am I speaking russan here/ gallantly rides off into the sunset/
Utena: ...wow i have a sudden urge to envy him forever! 3
Many years later..Ohtori Academy.
Classmates: OMG A GIRL IN A BOYS UNIFROM
Academy Staff: OMG A GIRL IN A BOYS UNIFROM
Utena/wreaks of angst and other teenage prospects/
Classmates:..CAN NOT COMPUTE..CAN NOT COMPUTE
Somewhere ese in the academy
Wakuba:mauls in a non violent way
Utena/wreaks of more teenage angst/
Wakuba: I think you have a problem...
A few mintues later
Saonji is wraggling a ragdoll formerly known as Anthy
Utena: MY FEMINIST INSTINCT SAYS NO
Touga/not in a touga/ Please stop.
Saonji/smack smack smack/
Touga: FOO!raises hand
Saonji: MEETING!
Up at some tea tray deck
Saonji: WELCOME TO THE GIRLS ARE STUPID CLUB!
Juri:Ahem...
Miki: Foo you're hardly called a girl...
Juri:death glare
Saonji: Touga/not in a touga/ is evil...and demeaning and evil...CHALLENGE ME CHICKEN WUSS!
Touga/isnt there/
Juri: My tea is cold...bye now..
Saoni/abandoned/
Somewhere not the other places but a new place..in the academy
Wakuba: I sent a rape note to Saonji
Utena: que?
Wakuba: it was so great...I hope he luuuuvs me
Classmates:WAKUBA AND SAONJI SITTIN IN A TREE K-I---
Wakuba:DAMN RIGHT..wait..
Very nice smelling note..of green haired love/POSTED EVERYWHERE/
Utena:OMG THAT FOO!
Bells Chime
Duelist Arena
Utena having challenged Saonji for FEMINIST REVENGE
Utena:hey..and upside down castle..thats the disney lookin...thing.
Upside Down castle..NOT DISNEY CASTLE: OMG SO COOL
Saonji:Yeah it's pretty and shiny BUT NOT DISNEY FOO
Anthy:KILL A FLOWER AND WIN!
Utena: que?
Saonji/pulls a sword out of anthys chest/
Utena: OOOH Magic Tricks 101?
Saonji and Utena go at it, Utena with a stick and it to wrath of magic sword. Utena lunges at Saonji and somehow the flower gives up and dies.
Utena:WINNAR!
Anthy:.../clings to Utena/
Next Day..somewhere in the academy
Wakuba/ramble ramble ramble/
Utena:I BEAT SAONJI WHOOT
Wakuba:..Saonji who?
Tea Tray I.E Super secret meeting place
Saonji:WELCOME TO THE STINKY UTENAMUSTDIE CLUB
Touga: get over it..
Saonji:poo..
Utenas Dorm
Anthy/LOVELOVELOVELOVE/ Utena MY FIANCE HIII
Utena: oo...que?
Next Day
Anthy:MY FIANCE I LUVV YOU 333
Utena: AHHG STOP SAYING THAT!
Touga/not in a touga/I'm a president of school..admire me and my beauty..anyway..I LOVE YOU TOO UTENA!
Utena:../SUPER TEENAGE ANGST/
Touga: COME TO MY PARTY! My psychotic fashionable sister wont mind.
Nanami (a.k.a psychotic sister of touga which is not in a touga):I HAVE ANGST BEAT..TAKE THAT UTENA!
The party for super rich and super pretty Touga /not in a touga/
Anthy: Nanami is nice she gave me a dress...
Utena: it seems papery dont you think?
Anthy: it's thinning...DONT DISS ME
Nanami:OOPS/ literally splashes water on Anthy's dress/
Anthy's Dress:NOT THERE
Utena uses mad skillz and fixes her dress with an exeemingly large table cloth. A TOUGA
Touga/not in a touga/ cool...
Opressingly angsty looking Piano Room...a few days later..
Miki/plays not so opressingly angsty music/
Utena:Hi..
Miki:Since you're there, I'll tell you my life story.
in short hand. Miki had a sister who played piano with him but she became an overly obsessive bitch and quit and he still doesnt get that incest was a prime factor.
Sometime later
Anthy:plays piano for Utena
Miki:THAT HO..FEMINISM ON THE GO!
Bells Chime
Miki challanged Utena and looses misrably
Miki:GARGAGRGARGAG
Anthy:uhh it's ok Miki..i still love you...
Miki:GARGAGRGA ..ok I'm over it...
A day or so later...
Nanami gets kidnapped
Touga/saves Nanami and blames it on the cute kid/
Nanami: GO OUT WITH ME OR DIE...and fetch me a soda..
Tsuwabuki:I LOVE YOU!
Some other day as well...some place in the academy
Juri/has more angst then Utena and CLAMP bishounen combined/
Utena: Wow you got Nanami beat..
Juri: Since you're there I'll tell you my life story..in a metaphorical way.
Juri's Story: she fell in love with someone and her best friend thoguht it wasa a guy. Jealous she took that guy away from Juri and Juri resented her ever since. Cause she's a caniving bitch who knows nothing..
Juri: I TAKE MY ANGER OUT ON YOU
Bells Chime
Dueling Arena
Juri attacks Utena and throws her sword in the air.
Juri:WINNAR!
Utenas sword:I SMITE YOU FOR THE LOVE OF GRAVITY
Utena:WINNAR!
Juri/more angst then EVER/
A few days later...cooking class..somewhere in the academy
Curry: I HAVE MAGICAL EXPLODING POWERS OF EXPLODINGANDCHANGINGPEOPLESPLACESHARHAR
A few hours later...some back alley where Nanami's henches lurk.
Anthy:...
Henches: OMG LYK UR GLASSES R SUUU FUNGLY HARHARHAR..
Anthy:...
Henches:HARHARHARHAR
Anthy/BITCHSLAP/
VIEWERS:..hahahah PWNED..
SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA
Nanami:DAMN CURRY AHHHG/angst/
Elephants: AHAHAHAH STOMP
Some dark room
Saonji:I love you...strips
'Anthy': WTH YOU'RE SO PASTEY
Saonji:IT IS TIME
'Anthy':NUUU
Saonji:for...the exchange diary!
'Anthy': Que?
SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA
Nanami:DAMN CURRY AHHHG /angst/
Elephants: AHAHAHAH STOMP
Later that night..dining room
Apparently Nanami was magically back in time for dinner with no new curry to cure the switch of Utena and Anthy.
Touga/not in a touga/ HAHAHA FOOLED YOU! ANTHY IS MAGICAL NOT YOU!
Anthy: WINNAR
Saonji & Chuchu: FOOD OMG OMGOMGOMG
Magical Anthy Curry:I EXPLODE INTO CHANGING GOODNESS!
Another day..SOME AREA WHERE UTENA AND SAONJI ARE.
Saonji:OMG TOUGA IS A HOR
Utena: You realise this now
Saonji:I WILL NEVER LOOSE TO HIM
Utena: well..he's pretty though.
Saonji/ bicker bicker Touga bicker/
Phone/ RINGS IN THE NICK OF TIME/
Utena:OMG MY FEMINIST INSTICTS ARE KICKING IN.
Bells Chime
Utena Fans who have been playing the drinking game: OH SO DRUNK
Dueling Arena
Anthy is in a casket of roses and Utena saves her
Anthy:OMG I LOVE YOU LETS MAKE LO--I mean YAY YOU SET ME FREE
Utena:I'M SO WINNAR!
Saonji/stabbitys Utena/.
Touga/not in a touga/ stabbified in the nick of Utena's time/
Utena: FIIIIOOOONNNAAAAAAA /cough/ I mean..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Saonji/disqualified/
A few days later
Touga healing from stabbity wound quickly. Because sexyness does that. He holds a party in honor of his self concedid self
Nanami: I'm so angsty I could kill a rosebride thats holding a dear kitten i saved when I was a child!
Anthy/comes in holding a kitten for Touga that resembles Nanami's kitten as a child./
Nanami/angsts like it's 1999/
Bells Chime
Duelist Arena
Nanami: UTENA YOU FAIL AT LIFE
Utena: que?
Naname/STABBITY/
Utena/STABBITY/
Utena/wins duel/
Nanami/ATTACKS LIKE A 3 LEGGED COW ON RABIES/
Utena:NOT COOL
Touga/not in a touga but magically better/ Hell NAW I'm not gonna take THAT BULLET
A few days later
Touga convinces Utena that he's her prince then challenges her to a duel
Bells Chime
Utena Fans who are playing the drinking game:PASSED OUT
Dueling Arena
Utena: I shall defeat you!
Touga:...
Utena:DEFEATING NOW
Touga/yawn/
Utena/STABBITY../
Touga:.../sigh/
Utena/STABBITY/
Touga/nothing/
Utena: Ok I give up..are you gonna move?
Touga/swipe/
Utena's Rose/DEAD/
Viewers:OMG WHY...WHY!
Utena: YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF HER YOU HO
Touga/never in a Touga/MIIIIINE... That means Rag - doll me, not you..kplzthx
Utena:death
Next Day
Classmates:OMH GIRL IN A GIRLS UNIFORM...THATS UTENA
Utena:.../angst/
Classmates:OMG SO HAWT
Utena:../angst/
Wakuba:WHY..WHYYYYY..
Utena:CANT YA'LL RECOGNISE NORMAL WHEN YOU SEE IT?
Wakuba: YOU CRAZY LADY
Utena:../sigh/ Ya'll need to make up your minds.
BELLS CHIME
Dueling Area
Touga/not in a touga...again/ Damn you and your feminism
Utena:WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
Touga/stabbity like no tomorrow/
Utena/gets her sword cut up/
Touga:WINNAR
Anthy:OMG NUUUU
Sword of Dios:BIBI SELFCENTERED TOUGA /NOT IN TOUGA!
Touga/angst/
Utena/stabbity winning move/
Touga:NUUUUU...kthx I'm over it
Anthy:OMG UTENA I LOVE YOU MORE THEN MY EXPLODING CURRY
Utena: I'M SO NOT BUYING THAT
The pretty Disney castle
Dios/angst/
Castle/dies/
Dios:OMG WOW
Strange pink haired guy: Utena is winnar...
Dios:IMPOSHIBIBBLE
Strange Pink Haired Guy: She's..the ONE
Dios:IMPOSHIBIBBLE..Your words KEEL MY VERY SOUL
The episode mysteriously ends that way.
The end of the Student Counsil Saga
..End..