Dragging your suitcase through the airport, you looked down to see a koala staring back up at you. It promptly wandered off. You wondered what it was doing here when it came back, Australia following it.
"Hi. How are you doing (Name)?" he asked.
"Wait. What happened to 'G'day mate!'? Why didn't you say it!" you complained.
"It's not as common as you would think. Any way we should get going. We have to be there in time for the barbie."
"The what?" you asked, dumbstruck.
"The barbie. You know. The barbeque," He explained "That reminds me. We should go get some prawns and bananas."
"I understand the prawns but bananas? Really?" you asked.
"You probably don't know this but putting bananas on the barbie and leaving them to caramelise is really delicious," he said "especially with ice-cream and honey."
"The what?" you blinked confused.
Australia sighed. This was going to take a long time for you to get used to this.
"Anyway, we should get going. There's someone at home I want you to meet." He said.