For HayleyB who will pass her exams with flying colours provided she reads Macbeth and doesnt quote fanfiction! (and Diane, just cos!)


"I now pronounce you

Husband and wife!"

He said in her ear

"Condemned for life!"

She elbowed him hard

In the ribs with a smile

"How about you close

Your mouth for a while,"

He held out his hand

"Lets dance instead."

"Fine, but you tread on my feet

And you're dead!"

She smiled as he twirled her

Twice round the room,

And she took in the face

Of the newly wed groom.

"Do you think they'll make it

The odds aren't that good?"

"I don't know" he said

"But I think we could"

She rolled her eyes and

Poking him said

"You would say that

To get me to bed."

"Kate, come on, really

It wouldn't take much

I've seen the way

You react to my touch.

I bring you coffee

And you basically drool."

"That's for the coffee

Not you, you fool.

And if anyone's easy

There's no way its me

Tell me castle

Do you like what you see?"

She spun on the spot

As he took in her dress

Hugging her figure

As he nodded "yes"

She smirked and laughed

"Gotcha" she said

"I could so easily

Drag you to bed."

"Do it detective

I dare you to

Drag me to bed

If its what you must do!"

He held out his hands

Joined at the wrists

"I'm yours for the taking

No sudden twists."

"In your dreams writer boy."

She said with a smile,

"Can you just spin me

Around for a while?"

"Muses are fickle."

He bumped her hip

"I've seen the way

You stare at my lip."

"I do not!"

she said, turning pink.

"Ha! Look at your face

I can see what you think.

You're lost in visions

of us being there

Me in a suit,

A veil in your hair.

Admit it detective

I'm what you desire

I burn inside

Like unquenchable fire!"

"Shut up, stupid man

Not one more sound,

I just need you to spin me

Around and around.

No talk of weddings

Of futures, of us,

Just dance in the moment

And don't make a fuss.

Hold onto my hand

As the music plays loud,

And we are just two

Lost in the crowd.

And who knows maybe

One day if you're good,

This is something that

you and me could…"

He tilted her face and

Leant in to kiss her

"Hey no stealing the light

Of the bride and groom, mister."

He jumped back defeated

As Ryan stood near

"Let me just make

One thing quite clear

If you two hook up

in front of my wife,

I'll hear about it

For the rest of my life.

So let me cut in

And save myself,

I don't want to end up

Back on the shelf.

I've only been married

An hour you see

So control yourselves

Please, do it for me."

He took her hand

And spun her away

She looked over her shoulder

Yearning to play,

Watching as Castle

Sat down now, alone

And started to play

A game on his phone.

They stayed apart

For an hour or two

Doing as Ryan

Had begged them to do

But she was bored

And needed distraction,

To watch his face

Caught in reaction.

An idea hit her

After a while,

Making her way

To him with a smile.

"Lets elope to Vegas!"

She said with restrain

"I'd love to see you

As Elvis again."

He coughed and spluttered

And started to choke

"Relax will you Castle

It was only a joke."