A/N So here it is finally. The long awaited for (mainly by Animeo) Yagyuu-chan's Fanfiction. If you have no idea where this came from, I suggest you go read Animeo's stories. They're a hoot. Check them out. But don't worry; they're not necessary to read if you want to read this. But you should definitely read my reviews of them. Their even more of a hoot then the actual story.
But don't tell Animeo that, because I'm actually lying… Anyway, on with the story!
The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the children were laughing…
And the Rikkai Dai tennis players were…
No, they weren't playing tennis! Whoever thought such a thing should be shot in the head.
Actually, they were sitting around on the tennis courts wondering why one of their main doubles' players weren't there yet.
In other words, Niou wouldn't let them start until Yagyuu arrived.
"'Mura-buchou! Can we please start?!" yelled Kirihara, his whiny face on. Niou turned to glare at him.
"Shut up! We can't start without Hiroshi!"
"Actually, you're the one who can't start without Hiroshi," pointed out Marui, who was consequently sitting on the ground eating cake. "I'm still not entirely sure why the rest of us can't."
"Because I said so, fatty!"
"Who you calling fatty?!"
"You, dumb but!"
A resounding slap was heard across the tennis courts.
Which one was slapped; well, I guess we'll never find out.
Ha! I lied. Ok, they both were slapped. Because Sanada has two hands, so it's possible. And I suppose if he didn't have two hands, he could have gotten Renji to do it. But then again, if he didn't have two hands, would he really be able to play tennis? No, which means he wouldn't have been vice-captain, which means that he wouldn't have been slapping them in the first place.
I'm glad we've gotten that out of the way.
Just as Niou was about to yell at Sanada for slapping him (well, not really, because no one's stupid enough to yell at Sanada after he slaps you. He'll just slap you again. I think he likes slapping people…
Mizuki: Elle-san! Don't bring that into here!
Oh, right sorry… where were we? Oh I remember…) Yagyuu showed up at the tennis courts, looking at everyone sitting down.
"Why is everybody sitting down?" he asked.
"Niou," came the collective reply, as Niou ran up to his double's partner, grabbing the front of his shirt.
"Why were you so late, Hiroshi?" the silver haired boy asked, getting all up in Yagyuu's face.
"If you must know, Niou-kun, I was finishing my homework."
"What homework?" asked Niou again. "We're in the same class! Don't tell me we have homework that I've forgotten about again!"
"It wouldn't surprise me…" muttered Marui under his breath, as Niou let go of Yagyuu's shirt and went after Marui this time. But unfortunately for him (and fortunately for everybody else) Yagyuu grabbed him before he could reign terror on Marui, and turned to Sanada.
"Can we start now?" he asked, causing everyone to face plant. Well, Sanada didn't, because he's too serious for that. And neither did Yukimura, because that would be troublesome for the whole team.
So after that they all went and practiced tennis (surprise surprise). And after they finished, Niou began to nag Yagyuu again about the homework, at which point Yagyuu told him it wasn't really homework, just something he'd been working on for his own pleasure (Mizuki: He he pleasure…
Get your mind out of the gutter!
Mizuki: Whatever…) and Niou promptly started to bug him so he would tell him what it was. But of course, Yagyuu refused. I mean, what kind of story would this be if Yagyuu just told him what was going on?
Not much of a story at all really.
But of course we won't leave Niou to suffer, so I'll keep writing now.
Now very curious, Niou seaked out his two partners in crime (i.e. Renji and Marui) and explained his plan.
"O.k., I'm going to explain my plan."
"I think we got that," Marui muttered from his perch on Niou's bed.
"Yeah yeah, whatever fatty."
"Do you want me to help or not?"
"Oh get over yourself. I know you're just as curious about all this as I am."
As this was true, Marui had no relevant reply, so he kept quiet and waited for Niou to explain the plan.
"O.k., so here's the plan…"
"Just get on with it already!"
"Fine! Because I have the spare key to Yagyuu's dorm room, me and Marui will sneak in, look around for something suspicious, and Renji will keep look out. Got it?"
"That's your plan?!" exclaimed Marui. "That's so lame!"
"Do I really need to involve myself in this?" Renji asked, showing as much annoyance on his face as Renji possible could.
"Aren't you curious?" Niou asked, thinking that surely the data player would want to know everything.
"Not really," Renji muttered, looking at the ground. Well, his head was turned towards the ground. We're going to assume he isn't really looking at the ground because his eyes are most likely shut.
"Well you're going to help out anyway, otherwise I'll tell Sanada it was you who destroyed his hat (refer to Animeo's Womanless Pageant)."
"You wouldn't…"
"Was it really?" asked Marui, who obviously hadn't been paying attention at the time.
"No, but I can prove that it was."
"But how can you prove that it was if it wasn't?"
Niou looked at him as if to say "I'm Niou!" Marui shrugged, and let it slide.
"Fine, I'll help. What do I have to do?"
-Time Lapse-
"O.k., I just have one question," asked Marui, as he scrounged around Yagyuu's room for anything that would look remotely out of place.
"It better not be something stupid…" Niou said, rummaging through Yagyuu's school bag.
"Why do you have Yagyuu's spare room key in the first place?"
Niou looked up at him, giving the look that says 'I'm Niou!' But then he thought about what Marui was implying, and threw a note book at him. Marui moved, and the book hit the wall before promptly falling open on the bed. Marui bent over it, and looked at what was written there.
"Fanfiction dot net? What's that?" he asked, as Niou moved to his side.
"How would I know?"
"It's some sort of website address…" Marui said, looking at it again, before showing Niou.
"Well, let's look it up!" Niou said, grabbing the notebook off of Marui and jumping over to Yagyuu's desk, where his laptop sat. He typed in the address, and up popped a site a blue line up the top that said '' on it, and a picture of a white haired cartoon character with a heading of 'Yagyuu-chan' at the top of the page (for the pic, check out Animeo's page LOL!).
"Is… is that you, Niou?" Marui asked, pointing at the picture, snickering.
"Shut up, Fatty!" he said, scrolling down the page. There was a bunch of random crap that Niou couldn't really be bothered reading, before he came to a link under the heading 'Stories'. It had the heading 'Niou's Worst Day'.
"Uh… huh?" Marui asked, as Niou clicked on it.
"I don't know, but let's find out…" he said as the screen changed to another page…
'Niou's Worst Day
A/N For the record, I really am Yagyuu Hiroshi. I know no one will believe me when I say this, because I'm sure that everyone says this. But this did actually happen.
Well, most of it…
It hadn't really been going to well that day for Niou Masaharu.'
"He he, that's you."
"Shut up, fatty."
'He'd already fell down the stairs on his way to training, got slapped by Sanada twice, spilt his orange juice on his pants, and got to class realizing that he'd left his homework on his desk. Needless to say, he was quite upheavaled by the time he got to lunch.'
"What does Upheaveled mean?"
"Didn't I just tell you to shutup?"
'His best friend, Yagyuu Hiroshi, watched as he plomped down at the table next to him.'
Marui began to chuckle.
"What are you laughing at?" Niou asked.
"I can't believe he actually wrote plomped."
"Oh be quiet. And besides, I didn't plomp. It was a very dignified sitting down."
"Oh yeh, this actually happened, didn't it?"
"Shutup…"
' "Niou-kun, what's wrong?" Yagyuu asked, eyeing his friend's disheveled state. Niou glared at his friend, before promptly putting his head in his pudding.'
Marui cracked up laughing.
"I remember that!"
"SHUTUP!"
'Yagyuu was about to say something when a hand came out of no where and pushed Niou's head further into the pudding.
"Now who's the fatty, ai?" said Marui, as he plopped down beside Niou. "Eating your food too fast can't be that good for you."'
"Hey look! It's me!"
"Don't make me say it again…"
'Niou lifted his head, chocolate pudding dripping from his hair. The other regulars were trying to hold their laughter in, except for Yagyuu and Sanada. Niou stood, still glaring at Marui, before stomping off. Yagyuu was about to follow when Niou yelled out to him 'And don't even think about following me, Hiroshi!"'
"You really were having a bad day, weren't you?"
"Yeh, and you certainly didn't help. But it is interesting to read about it from Yagyuu's point of view."
'Niou left the lunch room, unaware of his follower. He made his way to the bathroom, trying to rinse out his hair, and was about to scream when he turned around a collided with Marui.
"Stupid fatty!" yelled Niou, grabbing the front of Marui's shirt.
"Stupid trickster!" yelled Marui, getting all in Marui's face. Just as Niou was about to yell something else, Marui leant in and kissed him full on the lips.'
"WHAT?!"
"THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN!"
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
'At first Niou didn't respond, but after he realized what was happening, he began to kiss Marui back.'
"WHAT THE HELL!? I WOULD NEVER KISS HIM BACK!"
"WELL I WOULD NEVER KISS YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
'They finally pulled apart when the sound of a camera was heard, and they both turned around to see Kirihara poking his head out of a toilet door, camera posed. Blood rushed to both boy's faces, and they rushed after the ace with every intention to kill him.
But to Niou, it didn't seem like such a bad day after all.'
Both Niou and Marui sat there in silence. They didn't say anything for a few seconds, just stared at the screen.
"Kirihara did take a picture…" Niou started.
"And it did look like we were kissing…" Marui added.
"BUT WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY KISS!" yelled both of them at the same time as the door to the dorm opened, and they both turned around to find Yagyuu standing there. Niou jumped up, and for the second time that day, grabbed Yagyuu by the shirt.
"Hiroshi! What's the meaning of this?!" he yelled.
"Yeh!" added Marui. "How did you know that happened anyway? Did Kirihara show you the pic!?" His face showed that he was going to throttle him if he had.
"No. I spied on you. What was written on there was what I actually imagined happening."
Both boys stared at him.
"That's…" Niou started.
"… just weird." Marui finished. They turned to look at each other, before making gagging sounds.
"I'm going to go find Jackal. Niou, knock some sense into your doubles partner," Marui said, stomping out of the room. Niou turned to glare at Yagyuu.
"What is fan fiction, anyway?" he asked, pointing at the laptop. Yagyuu moved to sit at the desk, turning the laptop towards him.
"I was online and I found a new anime. I'm not sure how, but it surrounds Seigaku and their tennis journey."
"That sounds lame."
"It's actually well written, though there should be more Rikkai Dai."
"You mean we're actually in it?"
"Yep. And Fan fiction is fiction that is based around a certain tv show, book, game, the like. This site is somewhere where people can post any fan fiction they've written. There's over 400 for Prince Of Tennis."
"What a lame name."
"The story you just read was my first, but the reviews I got for it has compelled me to write more."
"MORE?!"
"Yes. My next story is going to be based on Hyotei. That's where I was today; trying to find something to base it on."
"That's so stupid. I mean seriously, why would anyone want to do that?"
"You want to help?"
"I thought you'd never ask."
Elle: And there it is! Finally!
Mizuki: I'm not in it yet…
Elle: Don't worry, as if I'd leave you out.
Mizuki: I'm just glad Ishida isn't allowed to be in the story.
Elle: Well, it isn't a Bleach story, so it wouldn't make any sense.
Mizuki: You realize the only one any of this will make sense to is Animeo-san, right?
Elle: I can only hope… By the way, if anyone's wondering about Mizuki, he's here because he never gets enough recognition, so I am polite and allow him to invade my reviews… and now I guess my stories aswell. Anyway, I'll keep writing the next chapter, which is pretty much written in my head anyway. And yes, Animeo, it is exactly what you've been waiting for, I mentioned it in my last review:P.
So please read and Review. This is only going to get better, and I'd appreciate ideas for further Yagyuu fanfiction aswell.
Till next chapter!
Elle