Hey y'all. My name's eragon4ever. And I'd like to start off by saying that my name is a lie. When I made this account, I was suffering from a severe case of PIDS (Post Inheritance Depression Syndrome). But I'm past that now, and here I am, writing a Righteous Flame fic. I am way into FpxFinn. If Pendleton Ward doesn't pursue their relationship, I am gonna be so PISSED. But in the mean time, I just thought I'd entertain myself and whoever happens to be reading this.

1. A New Quest

Jake watched Finn, who was slumped over on the couch, with growing concern.

"Come on, Finn. It's been three days since you left the treehouse." said Jake.

"So?" asked Finn, blunt as ever.

"So, you need to get out, fight a monster or sumthin'!"

"Man, my life is like a fart! I don't want to go outside. It'll only remind me of her." he snapped.

Jake thought for the twentieth time about ways to get Finn out of the house, but short of kidnapping him, it would be a fruitless endeavor.

I didn't want to do this bro, but you give me no choice. he thought. Stretching into a flat sheet of flesh, he yelled "Hey Finn!" and engulfed his brother.

"Jake! Dude, this is not cool!" called Finn, his voice muffled.

"I'm doing this for your own good, man." replied Jake.

Jake grew huge and bounded across the land of Ooo. He reached his destination after about 30 minutes. As he approached the string of volcanoes that marked the border of the fire kingdom, he shrunk slightly, and soon he spotted a small, humanoid being made completely of fire sitting on a rock at the base of one of the taller fiery mountains.

"Hey! Flambo, what's happenin'?" he said.

"The usual, but why'd ya call me ova here?" replied Flambo.

Jake deposited Finn roughly on the ground, and said,

"I need you to teach me and Finn that spell you cast on me the other day, Flame Shield."

Flambo rubbed his chin in thought, and he finally said,

"Ah, what da heck? I can teach it to yous two. Is dis by any chance about the princess?"

"Yeah." replied Jake.

Finn, who had been lying on the ground where Jake dropped him, perked up at this.

"But, I don't think dat it'll be a solution to your problem." said Flambo.

"Why not?" asked Finn.

"Becuz', it only gives ya a few hours o' protection. But I happens to know a sumthin' that will work."

"Well, come on, what is it? Come on man, spit it out!" exclaimed Finn, almost too eager for his own good.

"Alright, alright, geez! There's dis magic flowa, right? Well, if an elemental eats it, den their powers are reduced a LOT." said Flambo.

"So you're saying that I could touch her without getting burned?" inquired Finn.

"Dat's exactly what I'm sayin'."

Finn uttered a cry of joy.

"So Flambo, where can we find this magic flower?" asked Jake.

"That's da thing, I doesn't know." replied the fire elemental.

"Well that's helpful." said Jake.

"Hey, I'm good, but not dat good."

"Yeah, okay. See ya, Flambo."

"Alright, brudda."

As Finn watched the line of volcanoes in the distance receded, he informed Jake of his plan.

"You should go to Marceline. She's thousands of years old, so she's bound to know something about this flower. I'll go see Peebles, maybe she's got a book on it, or sumthin'."

"Cool dude."

Yay!

The lonely god reveals himself.