Yay! My first Naruto fanfic!
Me: Wonder how this will turn out.
Sasuke: I don't know. Hope they flame you!
Me:*uses awesome genjutsu against him*
Sasuke: I will make you Milo now, Master.
Me: Mwahahaha! :D I don't own anything!
Yeah, my life sucks. You see, my parents are partners with the Akatsuki and I want nothing to do with it. I'm stuck I hiding in The Village Hidden in the Clouds, because they're paranoid of other people siding with their enemies. I'm stuck in the basement, they might take me in for questioning, so I'm hiding it out. Luckily my mom was crazy enough to create a second kitchen in here. "Incase we have an all out war," yeah. And we can all live in the kitchen and not see sunlight for about until I'm old because we didn't come out to see if the war was over. Stupid, stupid parents.
I'm rambling aren't I? Well, my name is Ukasti Anami. I'm 18, and I've got purple onyx eyes, long black hair, and tanned skin. I'm a bit on the tall side, and I studied ninjutsu and genjutsu. I'm a pro at that type of thing. Well, there is one complication. One day, I was practicing my transformations, and I turned into a black cat (I was aiming for a panther). I couldn't turn back into my original form, so I was stuck as a cat until I figured out (I taught myself, smart me) how to do gen and ninjutsu in cat form. I can now transform into my old form at will and I basically live in it, but cat's my default form (Lucky me! Not). I can also talk in cat form. Anyway, I'm perfectly fine living in a basement, all alone, no friends…. Oh forget this! I need human communication, and not from behind bars!
"Are you sure you sensed someone down here?" Shit! They found me!
I quickly transformed (more like untransformed, pfft) into my cat form and slunk up the stairs and into the passageway. The two walked right passed me! I'm that good at hiding. Well, I was in the shadows and I'm also black, that could've helped. Anyway, I ran out of my house and down the lane. Dogs tried eating me (I hypnotized them into eating their tails), kids tried to pick me up (I don't like being manhandled) and I finally got the gate. Unfortunately, an ANBU team came back from a mission and one of them picked me up.
"She's sooo cute!" the boy cooed.
"How do you know it's a girl?" another asked.
"She's just so beautiful!" awwww. I won't scratch your eyes out, only everyone else's.
"Put the poor thing down!" Huban (the sensei) droned. He's incredibly boring, I know because he used to teach me.
He put me down (yay!) and I sprinted (if cats can do that) out of the gates and into the unknown. Well, I knew where I was, I must just beware of the death drop cliff at the end of the path. There's a trail on the side of the mountain. And, gasp! There were clouds. I ran down the trail and into the woods, feeling a bit safer, I slowed to a walk. This is nice-ish, walking alone, by yourself, in the woods. Alone. Crack! OHMIGOSHWHATWASTHAT! I sprinted for the rest of the week (taking naps and food here and there). Until, I hit nothing but desert. Okay, I know my geography wasn't up to scratch, but last time I checked, wasn't there supposed to be a village here or something?
"This sucks," I mumbled as I walked for about, 2, 3 hours?
"Maybe they got buried when a sandstorm hit," I asked myself.
"Maybe you're walking in the wrong direction," I jumped as high as a cat could.
Trying to keep up appearances (literally), I hissed at the redheaded boy. He smiled, weirdo.
"Nice to meet you. You do know that you passed the village and hour and a half ago, right?" I sighed, I thought it looked a bit lonely out here. Since he knows.
"Who are you? Why can you talk? Why are you here?" this kid doesn't shut up does he?
"My name is Neko. I forgot where the Village Hidden in the Sand was because it's so freaking invisible," I cut him off.
"My name's Gaara," I blinked.
"Gaara?" I said, emphasizing the 'G'.
"Gaara," he nodded.
"Gaara?"
"Gaara," he confirmed.
"Gaar-" he cut me off.
"Yes! Gaara. Jeesh, what's wrong with you?" he rubbed his temples.
"Funny name. Well, Gaara. I am a ninja trapped in transformation. And I'm lucky because I can talk. Haha," he looked at me.
"I'll show you," I turned into my human form.
He stared at me. Hah! I'm smexy aren't I? You can't have this little boy.
"What?"
"You have weird eyes," thank you genius! Not.
"Let's go!" he pivoted on his right heel and set out on a fast walk.
It felt like centuries before we got to that 'evil' town. It was an illusion, stupid hidden village! Well, I need food and a place to stay before I head out to find my cousins. Hope they don't hate me, oh well. Everyone stared at me as we went past, don't they have anything better to do? Do they have to stare at me? Do they know I'm geographically challenged? Is that even a word? Who cares! Well… I do. We stopped in front of hat I assume to be the Kazekage's office block thing. I looked at my newly dubbed 'T-Boy' (T for talkative). He smiled encouragingly (stupid smile, I was liking him already) and I walked inside. The first room was… spacious? Now where's the office? I walked around a bit, trying to look like I knew what I was doing. A few people glanced my way until I walked down the corridor.
"Where are you going?" T-Boy likes following and annoying people.
"To the Kazekage," I replied.
He smiled.
"You walked right past it. There was a sign with an arrow 'Kazekage', pointing to the room," okay, I'm now just sexy. Waa.
He showed me to the office, People gave me weird looks. I'm special, okay! And led me inside.
"Just incase you missed the door," he joked. Haha, freakin ha.
"Yondaime Kazekage, a new traveller was looking for us," at least he didn't say I was lost.
"What's your name miss?" he looked….. intimidating-there I said it!
"Neko Jutser, sir," I felt like being formal.
"Why have you travelled here Neko?" scary.
"Well, I come from The Village Hidden In The Clouds and two of our ANBU had betrayed us and went into partnership with the Akatsuki," he grimaced a that word. Nice.
Done first chap!
Me: Please review, hope you like it.
Sasuke: Byes