Seen on the staff notice board on Floor 18 of Chyanne Mountian
Official Memo
All personel are reminded that unofficial gambling on the injury or accidents of other personel within the base is expressly forbidden without official permission, and will lead to disciplinary procedures, a fine or in severe case dismissal. This notice also applies to personelle pools on any member of staff. Forms for running a pool can be found in my office and any applicant must be able to provide evidence that the pool will improve base morale and the subject of the pool must have given their consent. Furthur to this all current unofficial pools must be closed by 22.00 hours tomorrow, specifically Major Cadmans When Will Daniel Die Next pool. Any current pool can continue if they gain my express permission by 22.00 tomorrow, this will avoid the lenthy official application procedure.
From the desk of General Jack O'Neill
Just below that was
Official Memo
Memo to all staff requesting to see General O'Neill
General O'Neill will be in meeting for the next 3 days all requests to see him will be provided with an appointment after this time
From the desk of General Jack O'Neill
And right next to it
The Siler Injury Pool
The winners of the official Siler Injury pool (Ran by Jack O'Neill and fully endorsed by the base commander) are Leiutenant Opdyke of SG14 for accuratly selecting the date, and Dr Myers for selecting electricution as the method of injury. Dr. Fraiser has reported he will be out of the infirmary in a couple of days, we all wish him well on his way to recovery. $2580 was collected. 10 for Siler and 10 for me leaves $2064 to split, or $1032 to both winners. Better luck next time to all those who didn't win and I hope you will all play again. PS Abuse of rank to affect Silers duties to attempt to win is strictly forbidden (That means you Carter, like you realy needed Siler to clean the biohazard system, just because you got stuck with illness)
From the desk of General Jack O'Neill
And below that a simple handwritten message
YOU BASTARD