A/N: I do not hate furries. I also edited it so the text wasn't all bold.
Fefnir's been a furry for a long time now, he figures it's time he expressed it! The pink Reploid of Neo Arcadia opens up his closet and looks at his raccoon fur suit. He sighs happily, after many months of secretly making this thing it is finished!
"Tomorrow!" he happily says "Tomorrow night I will go to the Fur-Con! Yes, I will meet many other furries, best part is no one will know it's me! Muhahaha!" Fefnir slams his closet shut and decides to turn in for the night.
The next day Fefnir waits until mid afternoon, he tells Harpuia, his brother and leader under X, that he will be patrolling. Harpuia trusts Fefnir won't lie, and so he won't ask anyone where he's been.
Fefnir took this to his advantage.
On the way back to his room he spots Phantom, his other brother.
"Yo bro!" Fefnir greets.
"Afternoon," Phantom sternly replies "where are you going?"
"To my room to get something, then I'll patrol the outside, can't risk anyone getting in! Right?"
Phantom nods "I'm taking a break today, no one is in need of any of us, and Leviathan had her shopping trip yesterday, so today I'm going to a spa."
"Oh, have fun with that!"
"And you have fun too," with that Phantom walked off.
Fefnir waited, once Phantom was down the stairs he rushes into his room "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" he gets out his entire fur suit and somehow folds it up enough to conceal it into a large, handheld bag. Once shoved inside, he runs out, closing the door and scurrying along to a random porta potty outside.
The Fur-Con seemed appropriate so far, Fefnir ended up staying all day, having too much fun glomping anyone he sees, he allows himself to stay for the nightly part too, not knowing what the "special" part was.
Oh, he had no idea.
"Hello!"
Fefnir, the fur suit covering him up nicely, turns around and sees an orange cat fur-suitter standing before him. Fefnir nods "Hello, you staying for the nightly special too?"
"I always do," the other male says "you excited?"
"Of course, I mean more fun loving other furries isn't it amazing?!"
"Oh...yes, I can be your partner perhaps."
"Partner?"
"Do you know what we do after the kid crap?"
Fefnir felt confused "What?"
The figure gets closer, real close, he gets right up against Fefnir "We have some good old yiff."
Fefnir laughs "Yiff? Is that some kinda pudding? Ah I love pudding! Especially the kind up in-"
"It's friggin' sex dammit." the other said suddenly.
Fefnir was caught off guard "Sex? You mean," he gasps "as in a sausage inside a butt hole sex?! Sounds great ok!"
Fefnir follows the other back inside the furry building, they go upstairs and end up having hot yaoi sex together, it may or may not have involved someone sticking sausages up another's hole. Anyway, once the hot action was over, yeah I'm not writing it cause sorry this is comedy, the two remained cuddled in the other's arms. Fefnir wanted to know who this guy was anyway.
"Uh," Fefnir began "mind if we reveal who the other is? I mean, I really like you..."
"Well, normally I won't allow this as we furries like to keep secrets sometimes but ok, you are awesome and I like you too."
"On three we reveal?"
"Alright."
"One, two, three!"
The heads came off, the two end up gasping. Fefnir yiffed-
"Harpuia?!"
"Frick!" the green Reploid shot up.
After the shock subsided the two ended up having a round two and never spoke of this night again.