Prologue

Why does he do this? Why does he talk to you guys like this? He's not even talking to you face to face! What kind of logic is that?

Well...I guess this is my problem now.

So, hello there, I'm Bonnie, the little, but somehow stronger, brother of Freddy Fazbear. Freddy's out of commission at the moment, but I will be your 'narrator'. So, apparently this is where Freddy tells his stories, not very classy, but decent. Guaranteed spelling and grammar mistakes though...we animatronics are not very good at that kind of thing.

So, if you are new here, this all started with this evil organization that wanted Freddy's chip that he has that allows him to have magical powers...and we were assisted by a magical ghost man.

...Doesn't sound weird yet...how about this.

The next week, our old 'friends', the Toys, and they wanted revenge on us for shutting them down. In THAT series of events, our home got blown up, the Toys got powers for some reason, our very good friend turned on us, WE got powers to defeat them, and our allies were a space cat from another dimension who has the hots for the manager, and a squid king who is supposed to be a sponsor from a video game.

...If you still want to be sane, I suggest you leave, like, NOW.

Because this story is even crazier, even more hectic, even more complicated, and even EVEN more stupid. So, take it from your friend Bonnie, to get the hell out of here, before you lose 400 more blood cells.

But, if you want to stick around and go through this wild ride with us, if you want to lose 400 brain cells...well, heheh, don't hold it against us.