Just for the record, I WASN'T dared to write this, I just felt like writing at random. HERE WE GO!
One day, a dolphin named Mark came up to Sabrina.
"Hey dolphin, is your name Mark?"
"Yep."
O_o
"WWWWOOOOAH! Is your mom's name Mark?"
"Yep."
"Cool. Hey, would you like to dance?"
"Yep."
And with that, Mark, the talking, dancing, dolphin jumped up and did the tango with Sabrina.
"That is COOOOOL! Would you like to meet Puck?"
"Yep."
And she left.
What Sabrina didn't know, was that as she left, Mark grew legs and began to attack Fairyport Landing!
As Sabrina was pulling Puck along, they saw Mark.
"PUCK, LOOK IT'S MARK! I THINK I LOVE HIM."
Sabrina said dreamily.
This made Puck sad.
So sad, that he cried a river .
Sabrina then jumped on Mark's back and rode away with him in the distance.
This made Puck even sadder.
Daphne came out to him and ate his shoes.
"AAHHHH! My shoes, why must ye' eat them?"
Daphne just looked up at him and gurgled.
Canis came out.
He was wearing a bright pink dress. In wolf form.
"Come along kids on a magical journey."
He shouted to Puck and Daphne in a female high pitched voice.
Suddenly, strange happy music began to play, and Kevin the Deceiver came to life, leading them on a magical rainbowy path.
"FOLLOW MEEEE."
Kevin began to sing as his eyes grew big and Japanese cartoonish.
They did!
And as they reached the end of the rainbow, they saw a dolphin putting a pot of gold down.
"MARK!"
Puck exclaimed.
"Nope."
"Oh, sorry, who are you?"
"Matthew, his evil sister."
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"You want to go sing a song to the moon?"
"Nope."
Puck's lower lip began to tremble.
"NOBODY LIKES ME! WAAAHH."
Just then, Dora came and hugged him.
"I like you, now, let's go home, how do we go home if we don't know the way?"
Suddenly voices come from the distance.
" The Map!"
"Where did those voices come from?"
Puck asked.
"Nowhere."
"Well, get lost!"
He said, suddenly flying away on a frisbee.
A giant polar bear that was sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper suddenly popped up.
"Would you mind? The polar bear asked, then popped away again with a flushing sound.
Now, every one rolled up in a ball and began rocking back and forth sucking their thumbs.
THE END