Disclaimer: I don't own the unparalleled Naruto.
A/N: Original completion date: 10/13/10. Post-Vol. 48, pre-Vol. 49. You know how in the "PokeRAP," the verses are from Ash's point of view, while the rap is just the names of the Pokemon? It's the same here. The verses are from Naruto's point of view, and the rap is all the names of the characters in Naruto. Oh, except a couple of parts which are from my point of view. Clan names and first names are interspersed throughout, not connected to one another. Did I leave anyone out? I'm askin' you-to review! Woo!
"NaruRAP"
The greatest shinobi,
I'm gonna be.
'Cause that's my whole goal,
My destiny!
Umino, Hyuga, Zaku, Iwashi,
Tatami, Might Guy, Rin, Namiashi,
Hiruzen, Karin, Senju, Kakashi,
Gakido, Jigokudo, Tsunade, Masashi!
Name 'em, name 'em, gotta name ' em all—Naruto!
I'll rise above my friends—
My rivals, too,
Perfecting my moves,
And all my ninjutsu!
Hagane, Abumi, Karui, Hidan,
Asuma, Genma, Uchiha, Konan,
Sakura, Raido, Choji, Yamato,
Haku, Kiba, Mikoto, Nagato!
Name 'em, name 'em, gotta name 'em all. Gotta name 'em all—Naruto!
Baki, Sasuke, Tenten, Danzo,
Zabuza, Killer Bee, Minato, Tenzo,
Mubi, Yakushi, Sakkon, Chiyo,
Rock Lee, Gekko, Kurenai, Anko!
Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all—yeah.
Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all—yeah!
Gotta name 'em all—Naruto! Yah!
Kabuto, Shima, Inuzuka,
Kankuro, Hinata, Fugaku, Iruka,
Udon, Pakkun, Sai, Akamaru,
Itachi, Shizune, Orochimaru!
People may laugh at me, but I'm
More than I seem.
To be the village Hokage
Is my lifelong dream!
Gamabunta, Yahiko, Temari, Neji,
Sasori, Manda, Hatake, Sarutobi,
Choza, Jiraiya, Yoroi, Shino,
Dosu, Inari, Omoi, Ino!
Ooh! You've reached the halfway point—doing well so far. Wait, what's all this 'you' stuff?
I'm doing all the writing!
Ah, whatever. Back to work!
Tazuna, Jirobo, Moegi, Obito,
Suigetsu, Uzumaki, Yugito,
Akado, Yamanaka, Deidara,
Yuhi, Konohamaru, Madara!
Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all—yeah.
Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all—yeah!
Hashirama, Pain, Namikaze, Ukon,
Mitarashi, Tobi. (Naruto!)
Katsuyu, Hayate, Kin, Nara,
Inoichi, Kimimaro, Gaara!
People may laugh at me, but I'm
More than I seem.
To be the village Hokage
Is my lifelong dream!
Tayuya, Jugo, Akimichi,
Tsunami, Morino, Kamizuki,
Gamakichi, Shiho, Ningendo,
White Fang, Kisame, Momochi, Tendo!
Whew! Take a breather; relax your tongue.
It's smooth sailing now—only 30 more to go.
They're kind of obscure, so think back real far!
Tsuchi, Hoshigaki, Yashamaru,
Ibiki, Gamatatsu, Shikamaru,
Shurado, Kinuta, Homura, Chikushodo,
Kushina, Ebisu, Shiranui, Kishimoto!
Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all, hah!
Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all, cha!
Gotta name 'em all—Naruto! Whoa-oooh . . .
Aburame, Ni'i, Gamakin, Shikaku,
Fuma, Koharu, Tsurugi, Fukasaku,
Enma, Misumi, Zetsu, Haruno,
Kidomaru, Izumo, Kotetsu, Naruto!
Name 'em, name 'em, gotta name 'em all.
Oh, gotta name 'em all—Naruto.
Name 'em, name 'em, gotta name 'em all.
Oh, gotta name 'em all—Naruto.
Name 'em, name 'em, gotta name 'em all. Gotta name 'em all. . .
Naruto!