(Nothing in this fic is meant to be harmful in anyway. If you do take offense to what's in this fic, I apologize deeply)

Blair's New Friends

Blair sighed as she walked over to her kitty bed, which was situated in the corner of the kitchen. Blair sat down and sighed "Mrawr, why won't anyone play with me?"She checked all of her friends houses to see if they were there, but they were all off either at school of doing something stupid (Cough, cough Black star cough) Blair thought of enrolling for classes since she quit her job at Chupa Cabra's, but there were no available weapons left for her. "No one ever wants to play yarn or play fight with me, or sing on the fence with me. Nobody wants to do any fun cat things with me" Blair mewed and got up to turn three times in her kitty bed before lying down again. "Come to think of it, I don't have any cat friends at all" Blair yawned as she fell asleep, thoughts swirling in her head.

~Some hours later~

Blair woke up to a dark apartment; she had slept till late at night again. Blair started to groom herself when her ears perked up in excitement. "I know what I'll do! I'll turn the girls into cats! Then they'll certainly play with me!" The girls being Maka, Tsubaki, Patty, and Liz. Blair ran towards the dimly lit clock on the TV. 11 o'clock it read, perfect. Blair mrrowed in amusement "First stop, Maka's room!" she whispered to herself.

Maka woke up to a bright and sunny Saturday, but something seemed….. Off. Everything looked bigger! "Meh, probably need to rub my eyes" Maka muttered, and she reached her arms to her eyes. But instead of hands, there were paws! Maka jumped, and felt a long, throbbing organ around her leg area, a-a-a-a tail! Maka let out a scream. Rushed footsteps were her reply, and moments later, a worried Soul appeared in her doorway. Soul surveyed his meister's bedroom, but caught no sign of the girl, just a small cat. Soul walked over to the cat who as the source of the yowl (he can only hear Maka as a cat) and picked her up

"Heh, you look like Maka. And you're like her too, loud and obnoxious. Isn't that funny?" Soul said to the cat, only to have a large dictionary fracture his skull. "OWW! WHAT THE HELL?! HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO DO THAT WITHOUT OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!" he yelled. The cat leapt out of his grasp and landed on the bed.

"No opposable thumbs? Lemme see!" Blair called from another room. She dashed into Maka's room and looked at the cat on the bed. Her eyes widened with amazement "It worked! It worked! My spell worked!' the cat cheered.

"What the hell do you mean it worked?!" Maka shouted at the cat.

"I cast a spell on you and the other girls to turn you into cats! Now you'll play with me!"

"You turned the other girls into cats?" Soul asked (he can understand Blair) Blair nodded. "So that's Maka?" Soul pointed at the cat on the bed, and Blair nodded again. "Well alrighty then" Soul said nonchalantly, heading back to his room.

"Soul! You're supposed to ask her how to turn me back!" Maka yelled.

"He can't understand you (As if we didn't know that already), only I can. Oh, and other cats too" Blair said.

"At least tell him to invite the others? I need to see if the others really turned into cats too" Maka said, Blair nodded.

"Hey Soul, Maka wants you to call the others to find out if they were really turned into cats" Blair called.

"On it" came the reply.

Soul picked up his phone and began texting Black star and Kid.

Did you guys find strange cats in your houses? Bring them over at eight and I'll explain everything!

Soon enough, a blue haired ninja and a black with white stripes haired kid showed up at eight, both holding cats. Soul sat them down and settled into a chair nearby. "You guys can let go of the cats" Soul said, and they did. Soul inspected the cats as they ran off. The one that was in Black star's arms was tall, had black fur, and navy blue eyes. Yep, that's Tsubaki Soul shifted his gaze to the other cats that belonged to Kid. One was tall, had dark gold fur, and lighter blue eyes, the other was short, had cream fur, and lighter blue eyes too. And those are the twins Soul thought as he turned his attention to Black star and Kid, who were sitting in front of him.

"So why'd you call us over?" Black star asked.

"Because I need to tell you guys something." Soul said. Kid handed Black star ten bucks.

"I'M NOT COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET! I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!" Soul yelled, and Kid snatched the ten bucks back. "Blair turned the girls into cats! That's what I called you here for!" Soul held the bridge of his nose with his fingers in annoyance.

"We pretty much figured that one out" Kid said.

"What"

"Yeah dude, you think we're stupid? Why do you think the cats look the way they do? And come on, you really think a cat could look as cute as Tsubaki without me noticing it? AH HA HA HA HA!" Black star had begun to laugh his trademark laughter. Soul was about to give him a piece of his mind when

"Meow?" The guys turned to face the source of the sound, and saw a black cat, her navy blue eyes shining brightly. Soul and Kid held in their laughter as Black star blush grew darker with each passing second. The cat jumped onto the couch, walked onto Black star's lap, and gave him a lick on the nose. Black star's face was at a shade of red unheard of. Liz and Patty hung back to watch the scene. Maka padded into the living room to find out what all the commotion. Liz shushed her when she was about to ask what happened. Patty could barely contain her laughter and Liz wore her smuggest smile. They watched as Tsubaki turned in Black star's lap, and lied down purring loudly.

"Alright, enough the love confessions, what do you suppose we do with them now that they're cats?" Kid asked.

"Let them play with me! I promise I'll turn them back tomorrow!" Blair shouted, she was sitting in the corner the whole time.

"Promise?" Black star squinted his eyes. Blair nodded swiftly.

"Eh, you don't have to turn them back tomorrow, next week should be fine" Soul said.

Maka was about to say something along the lines of "What about school? I can't have an absence on my record!" but Liz put a paw over her mouth.

"Really!? Thank you Soul!" Blair exclaimed. She rushed around the apartment and grabbed all the cats; she then summoned a floating pumpkin and took off.

"Why did you agree to that?" Black star questioned his friend's motives.

"Wouldn't it be cool to have them out of our hair for a week?" Soul grinned. Black and Kid knew exactly where this idea was headed to, and they liked it.