A/N: Hey guys~ x3 *rawr* I just wanted to say don't be harsh on me this is my first time making a fanfic, just trying something out!

Don't like, don't read! x3

It was a Sunday afternoon, and I was watching some cancerous fucking literally 9 year old scream about Pokémon and cyberbully channels, when I heard a reptilian screech coming from somewhere inside my house. Being the literally saddest man alive I had no will to live so I grabbed my weeaboo katana and ran downstairs with my hands behind my back.

After I arrived downstairs I saw him, the Great Reptilian Brotherhood leader himself, the big daddy…

*Leafyishere.*

I trembled and dropped my katana and literally fucking gasped.

Daddy was in my house, and he was rummaging through my cupboards with those two majestic blunts in his nose.

"C-Calvin?" I asked, but with no reply.

"L-Leafy?" I then proceeded to ask, this time garnering a response from the sexiest fucking literally hottest man on Youtube, Leafyishere.

"SCREEEEEEEECH" He said. When I realised I didn't turn my Leafy translator on, I asked: "W-What are you doing in my house daddy?" to which Leafy replied: "Hey what's up guys, welcome to a _brand_ new video on the GOD DAMN internet!"

Those words always sent shivers up my spine, along with a feeling of immense ecstasy.

"I'm here to look for you, you made a really nice comment on my video once. By the way you're way better looking than Jessica at your school. FUCK YOU JESSICA KILL YOURSELF" he said.

I invited him to come upstairs and talk.

When we arrived, however, the only thing we didn't do is _talk._

He lays me on my bed and rubs my skin with his scaly hands.

"L-Leafy…" I moaned slightly as he proceeded to do his reptilian mating calls.

I slowly take off my Leafyishere dino costume and am now just in my underwear.

He screeched a powerful screech as he clawed off my underwear, revealing my reptile tattoo clad peen. He threw me once more on my bed and whipped out his own reptilian dick. Not being able to withstand his powerful reptilianness anymore I invited him for coitus. He thrusts harder and deeper with every powerful reptile screech he makes and I'm loving every second of it, letting out moans. We made love for hours until both of our lusts have been satiated appropriately.

This went on for months on end.

Leafy coming up to my house and makes a video and then we fuck like wild pigs.

I loved every second of it.

After all, Leafyishere to fuck me.