DISCLAMER: OWN NOTHNG I DO

Once again our plumber hero is sitting on his fat ass watching TV. Since he was drunk when he agreed to let Luigi borrow something….. Luigi is at the store with Mario's brand new car.

Mario is watching scream 3 and has his toilet plunger in a death grip. I don't think we should let him watch these movies anymore. Suddenly Luigi jumped from behind the couch wearing the scream mask and costume.

Mario shit his plumber pants. "OH MY GOD YOUR REAL." Mario was now screaming and running. "YOUR TIME IS UP. HAHAHA." "NOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN." Now after this Mario ran into his room and was looking for a place to hide.

He spotted something on Luigi's bed…..THE CAR KEYS. "That whore…." He mumbled and started to look for his baseball bat. "COME OUT AND IT WILL BE PAINLESS." "I'll show you painless…." Mario said with an evil grin.

He opened the door and took a swing. Luigi knew he was going to come out with a weapon but he forgot about the bat. He ran backwards and was not hit, but Mario let it go and it went flying across the room. It hit Luigi in his nuts.

He fell to the floor and started to cry and scream. Mario just stood there and laughed. Luigi glared and him and said in a painful voice "I let a couple of toads take the car and they crashed it…" He said with a moan of pain at the end.

Mario stopped and ran across the room. He got to Luigi and kicked him in the balls again. Poor Luigi….looks like he and daisy won't ever have any kids. Then after this a loud voice was heard…"MAILCALL YOU IDIOTS." Parakarry said. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KOOPA WHORE."

Mario yelled and was hit in the face by a rock. Attached to the rock was a note it read…

Dear Mario

How r u? I am so fine if you're wonfering.

I am throuing a party at the castle today and I really hope you can kome.

I am surry if I cants spell but ass you nome I nefer granfuated fron shcool.

I really nope u kan kome. Donts stay gay. Meat me eats teh baloney whens you kome

Hove Princes Pearch.

"Wow that broad still can't spell. Too bad." He said with a scoff. He got up and ran towards the castle. Luigi was at the surgeon's office getting a sex change……

Mario walked into the castle and saw 2 toads having sex on a table. What was worse was that they were both guys.

Mario was heading up to peaches room when he saw something in the corner of his eye. A box with the words "SIGN UP TO STRIP DANCE" in bold letters at the top. He scribbled Luigi's name on it and dropped it into the box.

He walked up the stairs and up to the balcony to see peach. She was there wearing nothing but a bathing suit. She saw him and smiled but all this was short lived as Bowser crashed through a window.

He was followed by 20 spikey koopas and Kammy koopa. They grabbed peach and held her back. Bowser looked at Mario and glared at him. "IM GONNA MAKE THIS QUICK CUZ I HAVE FACIAL IN 10."

He roared and using the star rod he hit Mario with a lightning bolt. Mario flew out the window and down….down……down….down x7 and landed in a flower patch. Peach was kidnapped again…

10 Minutes before…

Luigi walked into the castle and looked around he was now a girl. He took 2 steps but was seized but 2 guards. "Are you Luigi?" They asked him roughly. "

Yes I am." He squeaked. "Well you were chosen to strip dance for this crowd." Luigi was flung on the stage and he began to dance….Somewhere Mario was smiling…..

r&r please...