Jack Sparrow is
Juvenile, I swear he's just a big kid
Adventurous he is a pirate after all; trouble and adventure seem to follow him
Crazy and mad but genius, seriously you don't know how many people have said that
King of his own little world
Silly, but he wouldn't be Jack if he wasn't
Pirate, what he is a pirate
Arrogant, but we love him anyway
Random, jar of dirt (we mourn its passing)
Really hot, I love his hair
Oh no I've been marooned/captured/had my boat stolen again
Was and still is the best pirate ever