If Naruto was Really like

All the FanFics.

Itachi hates Sasuke.

Sasuke hated Itchi, yet somehow, in the midst of there angry/angsty rage, they have alot of angry butt sex.

But thats not where Sasukes pain ends, oh no.

though he is definitly the uke with his BROTHER.

he is not with Naruto.

Beacause, apparently Naruto and and Sasuke are deeply in love, and have many dreams about eachother and all around fuck alot.

Sasukes qiete the popular one, thouogh,

beacuse it DOESNT stop there.

Sasuke, being the ASSHOLE he is takes MAJOR advantage of sakura, and uses her little crush to have sex with her.

though, sometimes, he does love her, still, its usually gritty/angry sex.

oh, no, you thought it was over?

nooo.

Poor sasuke isnt always the seme,

Kakashi gets his turn when APPARENTLY during/after/while training the two lust over eachother

and YOU GUESSED IT.

they have wonderfull gritty butt sex.

ALSO... before and after meeting/classes/whatever its SO apparent from Irukas walking that Kakashi and him had [bettach cant guess what. BUTT SEX!

poor iruka gets the uke in this one... usually.

naruto also SOMETIMES goes straight with sakura at the ramen shop

or Hinata in the woods.

for the shy girl she is, she also HAPPENS, to have sex with Kiba, Gaara, and SOMETIMES a combination of the two.

SPEAKING of Kiba, he is INFACT a basialityist.

MEANING he has sex with akamaru,

and that happens to turn Gaara on, so he has sex with Kiba.ANGSTY butt sex!

and you know what, it doesnt stop there.

theres still you occasional Orochimaru, sasuke, zabuza, tenten, haku, neji, rock lee, OR a combination off all.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

we wouldnt have it any other way! D

yaoi/yuri/hentai support. Yay odd couples of Naruto!