DEATHNOTE??
Episode One: Boredom.
Earth World 6:30am. October 5, 2000.
Mom: Hurry up light your going to be late for school again!
Light: ................*sleep*
Mom: Light I know you here me!!
Light: ........zzzz *deep sleep*
Mom: *hits light in the head with a broom* WAKE UP!!!
Light: GUAHH!! 911!!
Mom: it's 6:31, your going to be late for school again!
Light: *falls asleep*
Mom: *slaps Light* GET READY FOR SCHOOL NOW OR BARNEY WON'T COME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY!
Light: OK OK!
Mom: NOW GET DRESS!!!
Earth World 7: 30am October 5 2000 (school)
Light: can't believe she made me take a bath.....IN PUBLIC.
Teacher: Now, let's begin algerbra, what is y if 2y= 4?
Helena: Hey light!
Light: huh? oh u, hi......what do u want?
Helena: just wanted to say hi.
Light: why are you staring at me like that.
Helena: *hiding camera* nothing......
Underworld 2:45pm. October 6, 2000
Ryuuk: This place is boring..............hmmm.....
Rem: wat is it?
Ryuuk: *drops a notebook*
Rem: what did u just do?
Ryuuk: drop a notebook to the human world MUHAHAHHAHA!!
Rem: I dont' get it..........
Ryuuk: .............CUT CUT! look i'm not going to be acting with her if she keeps giving me that stupid ugly stare all the time. I think i'm catching stupid.....
Earth World 3:00pm. October 6, 2000 (school over)
Light: wow, school suck the life right out of me.........earth is so boring and pathetic.....
News: Today 2 young females was murdered by a man name hentai Yaoi, if u know of seen this man contact the police admediality!
Light: *laughs* who names a child that?! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!! hahhahahaha!
*chokes on a piece of potato chip*
Light: *cough* *cough* *cough* ...........potato chips can be so cruel..........*faints* *wakes up*
News: Today another 2 young females was murdered by the same man his name was hentai Yaoi, if u know or seen this man contact the ploice admediality!
Light: Ha *don't laugh, DON"T LAUGH* *looks at a potato chip* DON"T EAT IT! *ate potato chip* potato chips are eatable friends.......
Light: wait! i just forgot.......i gots to do my homework!! i'll use this new one......why is the cover called deathnote? oh well. Dear, Morgan Johnson............
MORGAN JOHNSON funeral October 8, 2008
Light: wow, i was done doing my homework............
Earth World October 10, 2008 (home)
Light: ZZZZZ *sleep*
*door creaks*
Light: I don't wanna go to school!!
Ryuuk: No i'm not your mother i'm your soul reaper!
Light: Mom i'm not in the mood! i'm sleepy!!
Ryuuk: I"M not your mother! LOOK AT ME I"M A SOUL REAPER!
Light: *looks up* AHHHH!! MOTHER WHAT HAPPEN TO U? U GOT OLD AND UGLY! what a shame......u need some beauty sleep seriou...........
Ryuuk: Shut up! Listen to me, i'm am Ryuuk, the god of death....
Light: *sleeping* .zzzzzzzz.................
Ryuuk: *punches light*
Light: GUAAHHHH!!! A MONSTER!! AHHH!
Ryuuk: u already met me!
Light: oh yah....................OH YAH! good times good times....
Ryuuk: ..............
Light: *in lala land*
Ryuuk: ...........would've did better in rehambed.
Light: *comes out of lala land* so u are a god of death?
Ryuuk: uh, yes i am!
Light: why are u here in the human world?
Ryuuk: because u have my notebook.
Light: your notebook?? Oh u mean this.......*shows deathnote*
Ryuuk: YES, wow seems u written 20 names in here already.
Light: yeah i use that notebook for homework, now all of a sudden my teachers are dying strange.....
Ryuuk: didn't u read the instuctions?!
Light: ............what instructions?
Ryuuk: ..................................................*tells about the instructions*
Light: I, me killed my teachers???!!!! ...............NO NO NO!!!!!!! but, but........I'm innocent i tell u!
Ryuuk: ........YEAH sure u are.......
Light: so your going to take me to a bad place?
Ryuuk: What? no, i'm just here to watch u until somebody becomes the owner of that notebook or i watch u die, i'll will write your name in my notebook when it's time for u to die, any human who uses the deathnote can niether go to heaven or hell...........
Light: so............your not going to take me to a bad place?
Ryuuk:.......................NO.........
Light: that's all u had to say geez..............wait, so u mean u watch me do everything??? U follow me everywhere? So u aint' gonna give me privacy??!! like me taking a bubbble bath, are u going to watch me.................
*door opens*
Mom: Hey light! got some fresh apples for you, a great snack while doing your homework......U R DOING YOUR HOMEWORK RIGHT??!
Light: yes mom!
Mom: here u go.......*delivers apples*
*door closes*
Light: she didn't say anything.....
Ryuuk: she can't see me....... only the people that touches the notebook can see me...!! *eats apples*
hmmm.....juicy!!
Light: I GOT IT!
Ryuuk: huh?
Light: i'll use this notebook for justice, killing all the crimninals in the world MUHAHAHAHA! *coughs*
Ryuuk: u dont' have any friends do u?