A/N: I'm back! Lol, and I'm back with an unpredictable ItaXSaku story. I know I should update my other stories, but I'm too lazy to type up the other chapters. Lol, you're probably wondering what I'm doing typing this then. Oh well, let the unpredictable story BEGIN!

Sakura walked through the village to her apartment after a long tiring day at the hospital. With all of the dangerous missions coming in, she swore that she would heal a patient and then within the next hour, day or so, the patient would be back in with whole new injuries.

Sakura looked up at the orange sky and noted that she had to hurry home to make dinner. She also noticed and ignored all the heated stares she was getting from the male population, ninja or not, as she walked by them.

Sakura sighed as she walked into a supermarket to buy groceries for tonight's dinner. A little while later, she walked out of the supermarket with her hands full of plastic bags containing the ingredients for this week's dinners.

She walked into the apartment complex and greeted the elderly manager behind the desk that watched the entrance. Sakura casually walked up all ten flight of stairs to her apartment. She stopped in front of the door to her apartment, put the bags that she was holding in her right hand down, then fished around in her skirt pocket, looking for her keys. She finally found them and unlocked the door and walked in.

Sakura detected another presence in her living room as she leisurely walked into the kitchen and put the stuff away into the refrigerator and cabinets. After she started making dinner, she casually, yet carefully, walked into her living and saw, there sitting on her couch, a S-ranked missing-nin, who was calmly staring back at her.

Sakura sighed as she walked back into the kitchen and continued cooking, adding a bit more than usual, due to the unplanned arrival of the dangerous missing-nin. When she was done cooking dinner, she put them onto different plates. She filled two bowls with steaming hot rice and placed them onto the dining table with a pair of chopsticks placed neatly besides them.

She called out, like as if it was routine, "Dinner's ready!" The missing-nin walked in with a blank expression on his face and stared at Sakura then at the extra bowl of rice. "Go on, you must be starving, I can tell from your low chakra level, and don't worry, it's not poisoned."

The missing-nin just sat down in the chair and stared at Sakura who was eating without a care in the world, as if she always had him over for dinner After a while, Sakura looked up and saw that the stoic missing-nin still hadn't touched his food. She sighed and got up. She walked over to him, picked up the bowl and chopsticks, picked up some rice with them and placed it in front of his lips.

"Itachi, eat it; it isn't poisonous. Sheesh, I'll show you," Sakura said as she placed the food into her own mouth, chewed, and swallowed.

"See, I'm fine. Here, eat it," Sakura said as she held more food up to his lips. Itachi still didn't seem like he trusted the pink-haired medic-nin.

"Damn it, don't make me feed you mouth-to-mouth. Sheesh, come on, I don't–okay, I do care that your a missing-nin and a traitor to the village that I'm loyal to, but you need to eat," Sakura whined as Itachi stared at her with an amused expression.

Sakura placed a piece of meat into her mouth, chewed it a bit, and pressed her lips against his. Surprisingly, they opened up willingly, giving her entrance to his mouth. She used her tongue to transfer the food into his mouth, which he chewed for a bit and swallowed.

"See, there. Food wasn't poisoned. You should trust me more–wait nevermind, I'm saying this to a traitor. Sheesh, I'm feeding him too. What the hell has gotten into me? Sheesh, and why the hell do I keep on saying sheesh?! Sheesh! Well, it does have a nice ring to it. I've decided, sheesh will be my new word!" Sakura said as she rambled on and on.

Itachi stared at the kunoichi as she rambled on and on. He still thought she was really weird as to feed him; mouth-to-mouth, no less. Yeesh, there was something seriously wrong with this kunoichi's head.

"There, now you can eat on your own, right?" Sakura asked as she saw Itachi nod. She walked back to her seat and continued eating her dinner as if nothing had happened.

Sakura looked up and saw that Itachi was eating and wondered why he was here in the first place. Judging from the blood-soaked spots on his Akatsuki cloak, she determined that he was injured from a fight. This was probably the only place that he could go to since she left the window open to air out her apartment; it was usually pretty stuffy if she didn't. Damnit! Why did she leave her window open today of all days!

After a while the food was finished, and Sakura got up and took all of the dishes and put them into the kitchen sink. She put on an apron and started washing the dishes. While she was doing that, Itachi stared at her back and watched her swift movements. Sakura finished after a while and put the dishes away.

Sakura then turned around, motioned Itachi to follow her, and led him back to the living room. She told him to sit down as she walked into the bathroom, got some medical supplies, and returned to the living room.

"Get up. Strip," Sakura instructed as she set the medical supplies down onto the coffee table. Then she took out a white sheet and spread it out on her couch so that none of his blood would get on it. "Lie down after your done."

Itachi complied; he stood up and took off his cloak, revealing a black mesh shirt that was covered in blood. He also took the mesh shirt off, tossed it aside, and laid down on the white sheet that was prepared.

Sakura examined the injuries with professional eyes and clicked her tongue while shaking her head. She started her work and healed all of the major injuries first, leaving only a light scar that was sensitive to the touch and would remain sensitive for a week or two. Then she moved onto the minor injuries, leaving no mark behind.

Sakura didn't need to put any bandages on him, but she decided to put some on anyways; just for show and just because he made her bring them out. Itachi stared at her weirdly and wondered what the hell she was doing; it was clear that he didn't need any bandages.

"It's for show and because you made me get them," Sakura explained as she finished "bandaging" him and put the things back into her bathroom.

Sakura returned to her living room to see that Itachi had sat up but still shirtless. Sakura sighed and said, "I'm bored now." Then Sakura got an idea and walked to Itachi, took his hand, and guided him to her bedroom. She told him to sit down on the edge of her bed. Sakura then sat on his lap side ways and wrapped her arms around his neck.

"What are you doing, woman?" Itachi asked as he stared at her with a blank expression.

Sakura leaned up to his ear and whispered seductively, "Call me Sakura, and I want my payment." Then she giggled suggestively.

Itachi smirked and got what she was getting to. He wrapped his arms around her small waist, leaned down, and whispered into her ear, "How much do I owe you?"

"A kiss and maybe you can leave a tip," Sakura whispered into his ear and nipped his earlobe a bit. Then she turned her head toward his face and placed her lips on his.

Itachi took it from there and licked her bottom lip, asking for entrance that was granted. Itachi entered her mouth and explored her wet cavern and battled her tongue for dominance. He then thought of a tip to leave and slid one of his hands up her shirt, pushed her bra up, and cupped his hand on her left breast and started squeezing it.

Sakura moaned into Itachi's mouth as he left his tip. They separated and Sakura said as she panted heavily, "That was one nice tip you left."

Itachi smirked and then got up after Sakura and went back to the living room to retrieve his cloak. He decided to get a new shirt later. He shot one more smirk towards Sakura, leaned down, and then whispered into her ear, "I'll be back for more." He put on his cloak and left the way he came, leaving a blushing Sakura.

A/N: How was that? Should I continue it or should I keep it as a oneshot? You tell me, and please review! I hope you liked it! Please Review!

Ichigo go Bye Bye!

EDIT - After all these years, I finally decided to proofread this. Sorry to those who had to read something with so many mistakes!

EDIT of that EDIT - Hmmm...I didn't do so good of a job "editing"...my bad, lol.