Punk_Kevin: .....Just read the fic I have nuffin to say but read it. -_- yes I can be very rude sometimes, so get use to it and if you can't then dont give me a review of your complaint okay.

Disclaimer: I dont own JSRF but I have the game and I bet ppl that do fics of JSRF have it too..but why do i care...

Chapter 1: Kevin's arrival.

Kevin: Mom why do i have to go to Tokyo with you? Can't i stay home or stay with my friends untill you get back?

Mother: Of course..... NOT dear I wouldn't be back untill 7 days and I thought you'd need a little vacation.

Kevin: Well you thought wrong.

Mother: I hear there are good places to skate there why dont you go get your rollerblades and skateboard??

Kevin: -_- Um............... how about... no.

Mother: Kevin you're gonna be bored there you should have something to do now go get them.

Kevin: -__________- *throws himself down on the floor and crawls weakly to his stuff*.

Mother: Ugh kevin get up and walk.

Kevin: -__________- Too lazy......

Mother: -_- What am i gonna do with you kid?

Kevin: Let me move out? :)

Mother: No

Kevin: How about letting me free?

Mother: Get into the car Kevin!

Kevin: -_- Why can't any of my friends come?

Mother: Because this is a family Vacation and we hardly spend time together.

Kevin: No wonder why.

Mother: What did you say?

Kevin: Nuffin..

.......At the Airport.......

Mother: Isn't this great our first time on a plane.

Kevin: Oh yeah real great i hope we crash and die.

Mother: Kevin.

Kevin: What?

Mother: Get on the plane!

Kevin: -________________________________________________________________________________________________-

Mother: -_______________________________________________________________________________________________-

........On the Plane.......

Kevin: I'd be cool if this plane crashed just like on cast away or like Final Destination. :)

Mother: no it wouldn't.

Kevin: yes it would.

Mother: no it wouldn't.

Kevin: yes it would.

Mother: no it wouldn't.

Kevin: yes it would.

Mother: be quiet or ill duct tape your mouth!!

Kevin: *puts head phones on* -_________-

..............24 hours later.............

Mother: oh great were here now lets go find our Inn and then we can spend time together! :)

Kevin: oh goody. -__________________________________________________________-

Mother: i think this is our Inn....Kevin?

A/N: Kevin ran off from the mothers torture!

Kevin: *listening to music and is walking in Shibuya Termianl*.

DJ proffesser K: this is Jet Set Ra.....

Kevin: *turns to another station* what kind of crap is that??

DJ professer K: as i was saying...this is jet set radio underground pirat...

Kevin: what the hell...*turns off music*.

*Radio comes on all by itself*.

DJ Proffesser K: now you listen here you lil punk.

Kevin: 0_0.......?

DJ proffesser K: this is the DJ of Mayhem!

Kevin: soo....

DJ professer K: so you better listen to my music or I'll bust a cap on your ass... other words shoot ya!

Kevin: yeah cool....-_- how can you shoot me from underground?

DJ proffesser K:.....i have my ways.... psyhic ways.....

Kevin: well i'm harry potter.....

DJ Proffesser K: Blimey!!

Kevin: yeah -_-

Punk_Kevin: end of chapter one ST (Siberian Tiger) and GG (Griffin Gurl) helped me on this fic and there pretty wacky teens dont you think?....