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Warnings: Insane crackiness in front! Full speed ahead, best foot forward and now let's get started with the partay! Woo hoo!
This story was brought to you by TheParadoxicalOtaku and inspired by Do a Barrel Roll [Who has some rather awesome fics yes?]~
You have long wanted to buy a present for your friend [Name] and since his/her birthday is coming up soon, armed with the knowledge that he/she adores chocolates of any kind, you have stepped into a shop that proclaims to sell the best chocolates and candies in all of Amestris.
As you look about the elegantly designed shop, an elegant-looking dark burgundy colored box catches your eye. You decide to pick it off the shelf and immediately,
Ornate gold font taunts you with these words, Dare you risk taking a nibble?
You know that your friend is not the type to step down from a challenge so you continue to scan through the rest of the wording on the box.
The Seven Sins Chocolate, So sinfully good, you'll always want more!
Sole Producers by: The Chocolate Connosieurs Confectioneries
Pride: Deliciously sweet on the outside with a creamy milk chocolate yet with a rich taste on the inside due to the high quality dark chocolate.
Lust: Filled with a mild aphrodisiac, as good as it gets if you feel a little on the seductive side to attract that special someone.
Greed: Cocoa beans specially harvested from Xing to make this exquisite tasting chocolate that keeps people coming back for more!
Sloth: Laced with a weak sleeping drug, this chocolate leaves you feeling lethargic and wobble kneed, perfect for insomniacs at night.
Wrath: An explosive taste that bursts in your mouth like fireworks or perhaps a hard punch to the gut.
Envy: Specifically imported chocolate from the outskirts of Amestris, it is infused with strong alcoholic liquor that causes one to become more tipsy than slamming into a wall.
Gluttony: You just can't stop yourself from eating it! Filled with creamy caramel in the center.
Side effects may include and are not limited to: Nausea, blood loss, burning desire for revenge, urges to dress like a palm tree, weight gain, high blood pressure, diabetes, suicidal tendencies, headaches and dizziness.
May or may not contain traces of: Elric, Hawkeye, Mustang, Hughes, Armstrong.
Consume at your own discretion. The Connosieurs are not liable for any deaths or injuries sustained through the consumption of this product,
After reading though the entire box, you gulp a little at the odd names as well as descriptions.
Nevertheless, you pluck up your courage to purchase the product for your friend. He/she could treat it like a prank of some kind or the other.
Flashing a weak smile at the cashier who seems rather nonchalant about it all, you hand over the money and leave.
As you exit the shop, the bell jingling away, you feel much better than when you first stepped foot into it.
Hey hey! So how was it? Good? Bad? Extremely awkward? I apologize if it seems off or something. Criticisms are much appreciated! Thank you1 Keep an eye out for more stories, I have already planned for Puella Magi Drabble, Kuroshitsuji as well as Naruto's Akatsuki~ Stay tuned! Review pl0x.