Now You're a Jokester?

Alright, so I came up with what I believe is a funny joke involving Percy and Gaia, and I it kind of spiraled out from there. Basically, this is a joke book. I'm only going to have two chapters, one with Percy's jokes and one with Thalia's, and then I'm done. I was going to do a third chapter, but I couldn't think of any more jokes. Also, some of these jokes are going to be really stupid, so you have been warned.

I do not own Percy Jackson. Seriously, do I look like Rick Riordan? Wait... you can't see me. *groan* Anyway, I can assure you, I do not look like him. Therefore, I cannot be him. Got it? Good. Now, on with the story! *say with a dramatic sweep of arm*

Percy's Jokes:

- "Wow, Gaia. Who knew you were so down to Earth?" Percy asked, grinning.

- "Percy, why can't you be serious for once?" Annabeth complained.

"Cause that's Sirius' job. Duh!" Percy exclaimed.

- "Percy!" Thalia screeched.

"Yeah?" Percy asked, popping up from behind a bush.

"What'd you do this for?" She was covered in water and kelp.

"Sorry, Thalia. I just couldn't kelp it."

- "Why is your favorite color blue?" Thalia asked, confused. "Shouldn't it be green?"

"Nope!" Percy replied, grinning.

"Then what?" Thalia asked exasperatedly.

"There are two reasons, actually. One, it's a thing my mom and I started. Two, when I'm feeling blue, it's not a bad thing!"

- "Hey, Clarisse!" Percy yelled.

"What?" She barked.

"Gargle with toilet water lately?"

- "So, Grover." Percy began.

"Yeah?" Grover asked.

"Hilary Duff's a big nature fan, huh?" A grinning Percy asked.

- "Happy birthday, Thalia." Annabeth grinned, raising her cupcake as a toast. The rest of the counsellors followed suit.

"Wait!" Percy yelled suddenly.

"What?" Thalia asked, annoyed.

"Your cupcake doesn't have sprinkles."

"So?"

"So your dad's the god of the sky, therefore the rain, and when rain falls slowly people say it's-"

"Percy." Annabeth groaned.

- "Feeling blue today, Percy?" Travis asked, eyes twinkling mischievously as he looked at the blue-painted demigod in front of him.

"Yup!" Percy said cheerfully. "And it feels great!"

- "Perseus Jackson!" Annabeth yelled.

"Nope! It's Perseas now, Annabeth." Percy said, a gleeful smile on his face. "Say it with me: Per-seas."

- "We need to stop Percy." Annebeth groaned.

"I'll say." Clarisse muttered. "He's having way too much fun."

"Yeah." Thalia agreed. "We need to stop him before he really starts swimming."

"Oh, no, Thalia!" Nico cried. "Not you, too!"

"What? What'd I do?"

And... cut! So what'd you guys think? Which one was your favorite?

By the way, Thalia's next.

Please review!