A/N: Okay, so this is a collection of incredibly STUPID and WAY OOC fics I wrote during the past school year. Basicly, my friends wrote a list of very random topics in my Winnie the Pooh notebook, and I wrote a fic in the House, Scrubs or Grey's Anatomy fandom. These are the House ones. If you like these, or if you don't, check out the others in the Scrubs and Grey's 'dom.
Also, just to warn you, so of these may make no sense whatsoever. They were written for my friends originally, so they have some inside jokes.
Pickles
"Why are there pickles in my fridge?" House yelled from the kitchen.
"Um, I put them there?" Wilson responded from his seat on the couch, puzzled.
House removed the jar of pickles from the fridge, unscrewed the lid and picked up his cane.
Seconds later, Wilson was treated to a very sour shower.
"House, what the hell!" Wilson exclaimed, wiping pickle juice from his eyes with his already damp sleeve.
House had already returned to the kitchen, giving only the reply of "I don't like pickles!"
Not So True Love
"Allison," Cameron looked up from her paperwork, surprised that House had called her by her first name.
"Uh, Greg?" she asked, removing her glasses and tilting her head slightly to the side.
He shifted his cane in his hand. "Allison, I think I like you."
Cameron gaped, trying to take in his suddenly school boy-like attitude. "You- what? I mean- What are you-"
House reached down and took her hand, looking her in the eye. "Would you like to go for dinner?"
"Uh, um, okay," she stammered. Cameron stood, still a bit shocked, and House handed her jacket to her.