Author notes: This was written by Devin, Robert, Erika, Jada, & I.
We each wrote a sentence or so, then continued, so enjoy?
Once upon a time in an academy there was a boy with purple hair named Devin. He went on an adventure with a mystical kangaroo named Bert in search of Puff the Magic Dragon. Devin kept asking to ride in Bert's pouch, so Bert kangaroo kicked him twenty feet in the air and thus gay sex happened. After the gay sex was over a young jack rabbit with beautiful fur came along. Her name was Erika! All this jack rabbit could do was stare in disbelief. "Whaaa...?" the confused rabbit said. Devin then said, "I really don't know how I feel about any of this." Then continued his journey.
Angelica looked up from her yaoi fanfic. "I wish Puff was real." she said. Then Puff appeared and it was a beautiful reuniting with an evening of tea and watching movies; It was a nice, fluffy moment. Moments later, rain started pouring down and thunder was thundering! Angelica and Puff were frightened, and then they hid in a cave. Erika silently followed Devin trying not to be noticed. Devin started eating the cake when suddenly Bert fell out from the top of the cave and crushed Puff. "The rain is getting in, dick!" everyone yelled at Bert.
"But guys, I'm not even here." Bert said as he stroked his young marsupial in his pouch trying to shield it from the Erika runs away, and gets lost in the world she had created in her mind. Soon after, Devin fell asleep when Bert yells, "I AM NOT A MUDBLOOD!" Is this the end? Devin got dressed and stepped out the door to find nothing because he has become so confused. He then began to rock back and forth in the fetal position. "Dude, I'm in your head." Devin looked around confused.
"God?" Devin asked.
"No Bert."
In the distance a faint call was heard. "NoOoooOOooOoo!" Everyone was confused and dazed by the events, so then Angelica transformed into a cat and ran far far a God appeared and said, "ALL SHALL BE STILL!" So then they all froze in place. "The sun will come out tomorrow!" sang the God. Then the God was fighting Satan and Satan won. The sun came up and he let everything move again. Muahahaha! Now Devin realized he's just a character in a story and stared into space and everything exploded. Then in the emptiness a single Dew appeared and Devin got all the bitches.
AND GAY SEX HAPPENED...THE END.