I don't own anything that you would be interested in, especial LotR.
I will use silliness to lure you in…
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" I just LOVE Lord of the rings…" said Crystal Heart Smith.
She was walking along, and, inexplicably, decided to go to sleep in a ditch.
When she woke up, everything seemed…different.
Looking around her, she saw TREES and ROCKS.
"Goodness, she stammered, " I must be in Middle Earth, exactly 3.5 miles southeast of Rivendell!!"
She liked Rivendell! All sorts of PRETTY things!!
"What is that voice? Might it be Legolas, the only man I have ever lusted-- I mean loved?" Crystal said breathily, walking toward the voice of the narrator.
Uh, yeah, sure, it's Legolas. Just get the hell away from me.
Legolas appeared out of nowhere, saying "I have come to save you, girl I have never met, heard of, or laid eyes upon!!"
Save her from what?
"From all these orcs, of course!"
"I can fight for myself!!" exclaimed Crystal.
Crystal and Legolas killed all the orcs except one, who tapped Crystal on the shoulder.
Crystal promptly fainted as Legolas killed the last orc. Disappointed, Crystal got up and fainted again, this time in Legolas's arms, whispering, "Please save me."
When she woke up, Legolas asked, "Why is it that your personality and skills keep changing?"
"Because," she sobbed, tears streaming down her face, "Because I…LUV you!!"
"You're creepy and confusing, but I LUV you too!!"
They kissed each other for 3 paragraphs and lived happily ever after.
THE END!!
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Please review or read my real fic "Archery is not so easy" it shows that shooting a bow is not as simple as it looks and some other stuff. Thank you in advance, I hope!
I will use silliness to lure you in…
………………………..
" I just LOVE Lord of the rings…" said Crystal Heart Smith.
She was walking along, and, inexplicably, decided to go to sleep in a ditch.
When she woke up, everything seemed…different.
Looking around her, she saw TREES and ROCKS.
"Goodness, she stammered, " I must be in Middle Earth, exactly 3.5 miles southeast of Rivendell!!"
She liked Rivendell! All sorts of PRETTY things!!
"What is that voice? Might it be Legolas, the only man I have ever lusted-- I mean loved?" Crystal said breathily, walking toward the voice of the narrator.
Uh, yeah, sure, it's Legolas. Just get the hell away from me.
Legolas appeared out of nowhere, saying "I have come to save you, girl I have never met, heard of, or laid eyes upon!!"
Save her from what?
"From all these orcs, of course!"
"I can fight for myself!!" exclaimed Crystal.
Crystal and Legolas killed all the orcs except one, who tapped Crystal on the shoulder.
Crystal promptly fainted as Legolas killed the last orc. Disappointed, Crystal got up and fainted again, this time in Legolas's arms, whispering, "Please save me."
When she woke up, Legolas asked, "Why is it that your personality and skills keep changing?"
"Because," she sobbed, tears streaming down her face, "Because I…LUV you!!"
"You're creepy and confusing, but I LUV you too!!"
They kissed each other for 3 paragraphs and lived happily ever after.
THE END!!
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Please review or read my real fic "Archery is not so easy" it shows that shooting a bow is not as simple as it looks and some other stuff. Thank you in advance, I hope!