Me: Hello! I'm xXOtaku-SenseiXx, your hostess! Call me Sensei, though. And this is my magical karate-fighting ninja-panda, who still doesn't have a name. Warning; he will bite your ankles and maybe your face if you don't review. So please, please, pretty pleas review! C'mon, for me? You'll be my best friend?! No? WHY?! I'll post a new chapter every week, but probably not on a consistent day. Each chapter will be a different kind of setting. Sometimes it might be a game or even a game-show, other times it might be a one-shot or a discussion between the characters. I might even do some interviews! ;) Okay, here are the contestants! Firstly, Ciel Phantomhive!
Ciel: *Walks out looking really angry as usual, and staring out at the crowd*
Audience: *Claps and cheers wildly*
Me: Hi, Ciel! Tell us something about you.
Ciel: …No…
Me: Why not? Please?! My magical karate-fighting ninja-panda will bite you!
Ciel: *Smirks* Sebastian would kill you and you're panda…
Me: …Well then, way to ruin it for me. DX I still love you Sebby…
Ciel: What?
Me: Um…never mind! Anyway, welcome our next contestant, Sebastian Michaelis!
Sebastian: *Walks out and smirks at the crowd* Hello, everyone.
Audience: *Claps and whistles and screams and goes entirely fangirl*
Me: Everyone shut up! Sebby's mine! Mine! :D
Sebastian: *Does one of his famous 'OMG' faces* What…?
Me: *Laughs nervously* Uh, never mind! Our next contestant is…Grell Sutcliff!
Audience: *Throws roses at stage and faints*
Me: -_-" Um…guys, he hasn't even come out yet…you know that, right?
Grell: *Struts out and blows kisses to the crowd* Adore me, everyone! I am your king! You're amazingly smexy lady-king! ;)
Me: *Sigh* Really, Grell, just take your place, please… -_-'
Grell: Aw! But Sensei, they love me! L Please?
Me: *Ignores Grell* Our next contestant is Elizabeth Midford!
Audience: Boo!
Me: C'mon, guys! How can you not like Lizzy?
Elizabeth: *Walks out smiling and hands everyone on the stage something pink to wear*
Me: Okay, no. *Throws the pink stuff away* Hi Lizzy! You're so kawaii!
Elizabeth: Kawaii?
Me: Oh, I forgot. This is the only anime set in England ever…but didn't you speak Japanese on the show?
Elizabeth: Sh-show? *Blinks confusedly*
Me: Oh, never mind…next up are the loveable Phantomhive servants, Bardroy, Finnian, and Mey-Rin!
Audience: *Claps*
Mey-Rin: *Runs out and trips on her shoelace* Oh! I'm so sorry! O/O
Finnian: *Pulls Bardroy out and helps Mey-Rin up*
Mey-Rin: Th-thank you, Finni!
Finnian: Don't mention it! J
Bardroy: …
Me: Next is Tanaka!
Audience: *Claps*
Tanaka: *Walks out in chibi form* Ho, ho, ho!
Me: Yeah Tanaka! And now we have Pluto!
Pluto: Woof! Woof!
Audience: *Claps*
Me: Madam Red!
Madam Red: *Waves*
Audience: *Claps*
Me: Lau and Ran-Mao!
Lau: Come come, Ran-Mao! *Pulls Ran-Mao out*
Audience: *Claps*
Me: Prince Soma Asman Kadar and Agni!
Audience: *Claps*
Prince Soma: *Waves*
Agni: *Waves*
Me: The Undertaker!
Undertraker: *Laughs and waves*
Audience: *Claps and shouts*
Me: Please don't encourage him! Next is William T. Spears and Ronald Knox!
Ronald: *Pulls William out and grins at the crowd*
Audience: *Claps*
Me: Lord Aleister Chamber, the Viscount of Druitt!
Lord Druitt: *Smiles and blows pedophile kisses*
Audience: *Backs away slowly*
Me: Paula!
Paula: Jingle, jingle!
Audience: *Claps*
Me: Queen Victoria and her butler, Ash Landers! Or is he Angela Blanc?
Queen Victoria: …
Ash: …
Audience: …
Me: …Um, okay, Fred Aberline! And his twin, whatever his name is! Review it if you know it!
Fred: *Walks out with his twin*
Audience: *Claps*
Me: The Earl Trancy, Alois!
Alois: *Smirks and waves*
Audience: *Claps and yells*
Me: His butler, Claude!
Claude: *Smiles*
Audience: *Shrieks and fangirls*
Me: You guys really like them? Wow…Hannah Anafeloz!
Hannah: …
Audience: *Claps and cheers*
Me: The triplet servants, Timber, Thompson, and Cantebury!
Timber: …
Thompson: …
Cantebury: …
Audience: *Claps*
Me: And that's everyone! Today we're just going to play a quick get-to-know-each-other game! We'll all go around in a circle and say something about ourselves!
Ciel: …I have a demon butler who is going to help me kill people and then eat my soul… /:
Sebastian: ^.^ I'm a demon and I eat your souls.
Grell: I'm really a…a…a man! D'X
Elizabeth: Um…I've always wanted a pet bunny!
Bardroy: I used to work for the army! And I'm an excellent chef! .
Finnian: I used to be a test subject, and now I'm really strong because of it! :D
Mey-Rin: Um…I was an assassin once! Yes!
Tanaka: *Poofs into normal form* My job is to record the events that go on at the Phantomhive manor. *Poofs back into chibi form* Ho, ho, ho!
Pluto: Woof! Woof!
Madam Red: I am really Jack the Ripper, along with Grell Sutcliff.
Lau: I am the butterfly! J
Ran-Mao: …
Prince Soma: I love Ciel! He's the little brother I never had!
Agni: I have the right hand of the goddess Kali!
Undertaker: My undertaker business is just a cover story to get to the bodies! J
William: Must I participate in this pointless exercise?
Ronald: I'm a shinigami!
Lord Druitt: I love young girls! XD
Paula: I only want for Lizzy to be happy!
Queen Victoria: …
Angela/Ash: I am a pure, clean, holy angel!
Fred: I trust Ciel, and I would be his ally if he would let me. But he won't, sadly. I'll keep trying, though. He might learn to trust me, too.
Alois: I'm awesome! ;)
Claude: You don't want to know, trust me…
Hannah: I love Alois and his brother more than life itself!
Timber: …
Thompson: …
Cantebury: …
Me: And that's all for now, everyone! Next time, we'll play Truth or Dare with the Phantomhives! Until then!