So here's my first fanfic! No hate please! Summary: So here's my fanfic about Robin and Barney's life with their son, Bobby. Robin received a letter that she can have babies after getting a test that she's pregnant! And Barney is now anxiously waiting for the baby and if he can take care of this baby.
'What do I do, what do I do?!' Barney thinks. What if the baby is a girl? I'd have to keep her safe against rapists! That is she's hot. Wait of course she's hot, she's my daughter. Oh Barney you good looking man! Wait, what if it's a boy! He'll still have my good looks but what if I can't take care of him! Hmm, there's only one thing to do in this situation!
'Barney, if there's advice you need with babies, I'm your guy,' Marshall said significantly. 'So here's what I learn living with Lily and Marvin, all you need to do is relax and stay calm and let the woman do all the work.'
'Really?' Barney said.
'Yep, it works for me every time!' *FlashBack*
'MARSHALL!' Lily screamed, The baby needs a diaper change!
'Ah, why can't you do it,' Marshall said.
'What did you say?' Lily said.
'Uh, I'm on it!' Marshall said.
*FlashBack Ends*
'On second thought, your doomed buddy' Marshall said.
'Arg, what if Robin thinks I'm not ready and she leaves me, and then I'll live all alone with no sex and money.' Barney said.
'Your going to be the guy that's living on the street across from us?' Marshall asked.
'You know now that you said that, I think that guy is not really homeless, I think he's just a cheap sell off that can't find a job!' Barney said.
'Or? He could be one of those guys who's undercover and are waiting for the moment to strike an alien because, the government has been working for an alien species and been not telling us' Marshall said.
'You watch too many movies, and that's impossible, who's going to wait that long for an alien,' Barney said.
Lily enters*
'So what are my 2 buds up to?' Lily asked.
'Nothing much,' Barney and Marshall said in unison.