*Midnight, Camp Half Blood."
Nico Di Angelo sits alone on his bed, watching a terrible movie on his large tv.
"Oh, my, Gods! Just turn her into a vampire Edward! Then at least she'd stop whining!" Nico snapped at the tv.
Thankfully, the tv did not answer.
Unable to watch anymore, Nico storms out of his cabin, towards the only person he thought would understand.
"Percy!" he yelled, banging on the door.
Percy stumbled out the door, half awake, and in purple pajamas covered in smiling fish, with a navy tank top that read: Aqua Man rocks!
"Nico, what're you doing…it's midnight?"
"Percy, I have to talk to you." Nico stomped into Percy's cabin. Percy stood motionless in the open doorway, trying to recover. 1 minute later, he shook his head, and closed the door.
"Alright Nico," Percy sighed, sitting on his bed, "What's up?"
"Well, not Eclipse, apparently. Eclipse sucks! So," Nico began.
"Wait. Nico, why were you watching a chick flick?"
Nico looked offended, even though he hated Eclipse. "Percy, Eclipse is not a chick flick. It is a dark, and moody movie. Perfect for me, or so I thought."
"Whatever." Percy yawned.
"As I was saying, it sucks! Bella is so annoying, and whiny. Why can't Edward just turn her into a vampire, so she'd shut up! And it is such a play on death! Ooh, when Dad hears about this…"
"He'll roll his eyes. Like me." Percy finished. Nico scowled.
"Clearly you don't understand." Nico snapped emotionally, and stormed out of the room.