All You Need…
Hi I'm Chad Dylan Cooper. I know, now you are all swooning at the sound of my name. I can practically hear you from where I sit. But I can't blame you, because I am amazing. After all, the three names say it all. Who else would be worth of three names but me, Chad. Dylan. Cooper. There is nothing on this world with a better name than mine. It wasn't even a competition. The most beautiful thing in the world deserves the best name, don't you think? And the most beautiful thing in the world deserves the best girls, right? I mean I have all the girls in the world. Never mind Zac Efron who is 'supposedly' the Teen Heartthrob. They just gave it to him because they felt bad for him. No, in reality, it is me, Chad Dylan Cooper. (Go ahead, try not to swoon. I dare you.) Just the sound of my name makes every girl weak at the knees, makes every grandma want to have me as their grandson, and makes every girl want to marry me. It's practically a fact of life.
Well, maybe not for one girl. One stupid girl who does not think I'm beautiful. One stupid girl who does not go weak at the knees when she sees me. One stupid girl who does not swoon when she hears my name (only once she did). One stupid girl who does not want to marry me. I know treason right? She should be put in jail for the vial things she thinks about me. I mean, she's had the nerve to call me conceited and even, dare I say it, a jerk! Where does she get off? She's not even really that popular in Hollywood yet. I mean, she just started working on So Random! and already she thinks she can bad mouth me and change my image! Oh and get this, she even rejected an invite to my birthday party! I mean, who does that? Who does she think she is? Hannah Montana? Ashley Tisdale?
Ok so maybe once or twice I've had a momentary lapse of judgment and actually started to care about her. But…you know what it is? It's a spell! Yeah, that's it! She's got me, the Teen Heartthrob, under a spell! It's like that crazy Harry Potter business! She takes out her wand and puts my pretty little head with my beautiful locks under a spell that makes me pretend to be her fan, pretend to be her fake date, pretend to be her friend! Man, I just wish I had proof, and then I could lock her away for life!
But…if I did that…I wouldn't have anyone to fight with and secretly enjoy it… I wouldn't be around someone with the tiny inklings of a brain, because believe me, Portlyn doesn't have one. I mean she's pretty and all but, seriously, don't ever let her talk without a script. And this girl is smart. She works great with or without a script, which is really rare. She is never afraid to tell me what's up. She doesn't care that I might get mad at her. She just doesn't care. It's really amazing. And when I actually get the privilege of talking to her, she can hold intelligent conversations. It's amazing what she can do. And she makes you laugh, without even trying. She is the clumsiest person I have ever met. She is the funniest, prettiest, sweetest, smartest, most beautiful person I have ever met.
Look out those one billion girls screaming my name, swooning over the thought of me, coming in their mom's wedding dress to my premiere asking for my hand, crying over the thought of touching my hand. All I need is one. And that one is Sonny Munroe.
So that little wedding dress piece, that actually happened! Not to Sterling but to Zac Efron. Some girl came to like the premiere or something of 17 Again in her mom's wedding dress and asked him to marry her lol…..but umm yea….what did you think of the story? Leme know! Thanks for reading!