Carol Number One: The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A Goddess Named Joanne.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two Clueless Muggles,
And A Goddess Named Joanne.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Clueless Muggles,
And A Goddess Named Joanne.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four Wizard Champions,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Clueless Muggles,
And A Goddess Named Joanne.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER!
Four Wizard Champions,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Clueless Muggles,
And A Goddess Named Joanne.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Six Weasley Brothers,
MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER!
Four Wizard Champions,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Clueless Muggles,
And A Goddess Named Joanne.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Weasley Brothers,
MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER!
Four Wizard Champions,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Clueless Muggles,
And A Goddess Named Joanne.
On the eight day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eight DADA Teachers,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Weasley Brothers,
MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER!
Four Wizard Champions,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Clueless Muggles,
And A Goddess Named Joanne.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Nine Wooden Stakes,
Eight DADA Teachers,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Weasley Brothers,
MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER!
Four Wizard Champions,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Clueless Muggles,
And A Goddess Named Joanne.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Ten Words in Parseltongue,
Nine Wooden Stakes,
Eight DADA Teachers,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Weasley Brothers,
MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER!
Four Wizard Champions,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Clueless Muggles,
And A Goddess Named Joanne.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven Puking Pastilles,
Ten Words in Parseltongue,
Nine Wooden Stakes,
Eight DADA Teachers,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Weasley Brothers,
MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER!
Four Wizard Champions,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Clueless Muggles,
And A Goddess Named Joanne.
On the twelth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve Grimmauld Place,
Eleven Puking Pastilles,
Ten Words in Parseltongue,
Nine Wooden Stakes,
Eight DADA Teachers,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six Weasley Brothers,
MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER!
Four Wizard Champions,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Clueless Muggles,
And A Goddess Named Joanne.
In case you're wondering, DADA stands for Defence Against the Dark Arts, with the Eight teachers being Quirrell, Lockhart, Lupin, Moody, Barty Crouch Jr, Umbridge, Snape and Carrow.
Also, the nine stakes are for the nine Cullen vampires – Esme, Carlisle, Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, Alice, Edward, Bella and Renesmee.
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