BBB, BBB, JSR By: John Strong Yo! This is John Strong speaking. WARNING: The following material is rated R for mild violence, strong lenguage, and male genitalia. And geuss what, WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE? I'll be back. X X V /----- (Ash and Brock, who finally got away from Misty, were relaxing at a bar while John Strong was leasurely jacking-off in the restroom) JS: Ahhhh... That was fun. Brock: Hi, Jo- (SHOOMP) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ash: What? Brock:(collapsed on the floor) MY 'NADS JUST GOT BLOWN OFF WITH A 300 MAGNUM HOLLOWPOINT!!!!(dies, balls in hand) Ms. Sua Key: How did he know that? JS: Dunno. (Biggs Croutum walks in) BBB: Did someone say balls? JS: Yo, BBB! Ms. Key: You mean Bye Bye Balls? JS: no, Big Bad Balls. (BANGBANGBANG...............BANG!) (JS, Ash, Big Gay Al, and Humpty Dumpty all get their balls blasted off. Exempt for Humpty, who is an egg.) All 4: WHAT THE !@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&&&^%$#@#$%^&^%$#@!!@#$%^&*!!!!!!!!!???????? JS & BBB: (JS is fully regenerated) Okay, THIS MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE IS GOI'N DOWN! (K, now JS & BBB are climbing the castle's steps to get to, what? Oh, sorry. This damn castle just appered out of fucking nothingness and they are climbing up the shitty stairs, O.K.? Well, BBB is on the top if the castle argueing with JS & BBB) BBB: YOU WILL DIE!!! BBB: I think not. (Okay, I'll try to put this simple. BBB tries to snipe BBB in his BBs while BBB tries to hit BBB in the face with his BBs. Got it? Good.) BBB: Owwwwwwwwww...........! My fucking face! JS: DIE!!!!!!!!! (JS graficly kills BBB) THE END I'm back! The last part was a little confusing, huh?
