Hey Guys, and Gals!
This is our (Bera and Storm) first attempt at a joint FanFiction, so we
chose an anime we hadn't written one for.
Enjoy our twisted story!
DISCLAIMER: We don't own any DBZ characters, we do however, have full control of the other two! (Storm's note: If we actually OWNED an anime, why the HELL would we be writing a FANfiction?!?)
Dende looked back at Goku, who nodded. Dende turned back to the Eternal Dragon and began to speak his wish. When it was done, everyone stood in silence and waited for the Dragon to grant their wish.
And waited.
And waited.
Finally, Dende spoke up. "Uh. is there a problem, oh great Eternal Dragon?"
The dragon cleared its throat. "We seem to - uh - be experiencing some - uh - technical difficulties. Please hold."
The group sweat dropped in unison as call waiting music started playing. Dende scratched his head in confuzzlement.
Meanwhile, in another dimension (a.k.a. THE REAL WORLD), your favourite authors Bera and Storm were staring out of the window in utter desolate boredom as their least favourite teacher droned on about the miraculous properties of geographical cartography in historical societies.
"In conclusion," the teacher began. The class groaned in response - his conclusions went for an average of 50 minutes.
"The idea of jumping out of the window is a really exciting prospect right now," Bera muttered. Storm opened her mouth to laugh but a yawn forced its way out instead.
"Booooooooooooooooooring." Storm complained, and her head dropped onto her desk with a mind of its own. Bera had already fallen asleep on her textbook and woke to find that she had drooled all over it - and it wasn't even hers!
Then sweet relief came when the bell rang. Bera and Storm grabbed their books and pens and ran out of the classroom as fast as their legs would carry them. The teacher shouted, "I'm not finished! Come back here now!"
"Can't!" Storm yelled back. "Bell's gone!"
"We've got a meeting!" Bera added, laughing as they ran. "Can't be late!"
They ran all the way back to home class, ignoring the cold glares from the many people they -accidentally- forgot to dodge. Then they stopped, out of breath, as they put their books away.
"Jebus!" Storm puffed. "That must be the most boring lesson he's ever taught!"
"No," Bera put in, "don't you remember the lesson on the malicious beetle of the 1300's and the various species of birds that made it extinct?" They stopped and shuddered in recollection.
"So where's the meeting?" Storm asked.
"On the oval, apparently." Bera replied. So they both made their way over to the oval, only to find that there was absolutely no-one there.
"Hmm. And who exactly told you that, Bera?"
"Hehehe. well I thought it said that in the notices!"
Storm looked around. "Where are all the brats (a.k.a. the younger students at the school)?"
"They're at that Mass."
"Oh yeah, I forgot." Storm paused. Then she sniggered. "Sucked in." Bera laughed and they began to make their way back to the courtyard. Suddenly, they sensed something, sort of a niggling feeling, and there was that ping noise (you know! the noise that pings whenever one of the Z warriors sense something!!). They both spun around to find that most of the Dragon ball Z crew had materialized on their school oval.
Vegeta was about to pound Dende into the ground. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES?!? AND WHERE ON EARTH ARE WE?!?"
Dende backed away, waving his hands around. "Calm down! I'll have it fixed in no time!"
"And exactly how long will that be?" Goku asked patiently.
"About three days."
Even Goku sweat dropped. "THREE DAYS!!?!!?!!" Vegeta roared. "Listen, Namek, there is absolutely no way I'm-" Then he noticed Bera and Storm, staring at them. "What are you staring at?!?" He demanded.
Bera and Storm shook their heads hurriedly. "Nothing!" Bera said.
"Then stop gawking like a couple of foolish schoolgirls and help us!" Vegeta demanded.
Storm bridled. "We ARE a couple of foolish schoolgirls!" she shouted, her hands on her hips.
"And we don't obey our teachers, so what makes you think we'll obey a grumpy old man fresh out of the body-building workshop?!?" Bera added rudely.
Bulma pushed Vegeta aside as he opened his mouth again. "I'm sorry, Vegeta always has been this obnoxious." Vegeta scowled. "Anyway," Bulma said, "as you can see, we're in a bit of trouble here. Do you think you could give us a hand and show us around?"
"Sure," Bera said.
"This way, please," Storm laughed, and they turned around and walked off, the DBZ lot trailing after them. "Please keep your hands, feet and heads inside the vehicle at all times." Storm giggled to Bera.
"Enjoy your flight!" Bera added.
Bulma elbowed Vegeta in the stomach. "See? All you need is a bit of politeness and you can get what you want!"
"I don't do politeness," Vegeta grumbled as he followed. "And I object to following a couple of teenagers around! I'm a warrior, not some breed of dog!"
"I don't know about that," Yamcha joked. Krillin laughed but shut up when Vegeta turned to scowl at him.
Dende had stayed on the oval, saying that he had to recalibrate the something or other, and that he'd catch up with them when it was all done.
"Prepare yourselves" Storm warned, turning seriously to them.
"For you will see a sight, no one should have to see in their lifetimes!" Bera added turning also, her face serious, save the twinkle in her big cerulean blue eyes.
"If you would now look to your left" Storm motioned with her left hand, "You will see the Sad"
"The boring"
"The pathetic place"
"We call our school!" Bera finished, sighing in remorse.
"School?" Goku asked, scratching his head in confusion.
"You mean to say, that we have landed at a school?" Vegeta asked his temper rising.
"Yep!" Storm nodded sadly, it was disappointing really, to even consider this place a school, when it should actually be referred to as a hellhole, a place where children are sent to be punished for enjoying freedom.
"So where is everyone?" Gohan asked looking intently around.
"Well the years 8-10 are at a mass, and the rest well who knows." Bera shrugged.
"Ok. So what year are you?" Trunks asked, eyeing Storm with interest.
"Year 11! Storm said proudly, then blushed at the look Trunks was giving her.
"Year 11 huh?" Goten asked, flexing his muscles in Bera's direction.
"Yes" Bera, said slowly, "What are we going to do Storm?" Bera turned to her, her eyes filled with worry. "We can't just walk all these people in.."
"Well I don't see why we couldn't." Storm cut her off, smiling evilly, a plan forming in her head, her emerald green eyes flashing mischievously.
"Where would we hide them?" Bera asked, motioning to the 10 people, staring at them.
"Well." Storm began thoughtfully.
"I REFUSE to wear a dress!" Vegeta interrupted, his eyes flashing dangerously.
"No one said you had to wear a dress" Bera snapped, moving to stand infront of him, hands on hips. "Continue what you were going to say Storm, before you were RUDELY interrupted!" Bera glared at Vegeta.
"What I was going to say, is perhaps we could I dunno, say they are exchange people from overseas? Or they could hide in the uniform closet?" Storms lips twitched.
"I'm not sure about the others, but Vegeta, go right ahead.well I suppose we are just going to have to take them in, we can claim them as exchange people if any one asks.just a warning though, this is an all girls school!" Bera turned away and after linking arms with Storm led the way into the college.
"How do you survive at an all girls school?" Videl asked, moving to walk beside Bera and Storm.
"With great difficulty!" Bera groaned, pulling a face.
"Ignore her, she's having boy-withdrawal-symptoms" Storm explained, patting Bera's arm in a motherly way. "It's quite easy, there's no distractions, apart from the odd fight.."
"Which provide GREAT entertainment!" Bera chided in, grinning broadly.
"Have you ever been in a fight?" Videl asked, curious, these girls were nothing like the girl's back home.
"No" They both said in unison.
"We've seen plenty, but haven't been in one.as leaders we can't afford to, we have to set an example for the younger girls." Storm said, proudly touching her badge.
"But I thought you said you don't behave for teachers, nice example!" Vegeta sneered.
"Of course we don't behave for the teachers, no one does. but when the younger ones are around we do.plus we get straight A's so the teachers don't exactly tell us off." Bera stuck her tongue out at Vegeta and watched as his facial expression changed.
Bulma smacked Vegeta on the head, "Behave you!" she scolded and turned to glare at Trunks who chuckled, "You too young man, you may be bigger than me but I am still your mother!"
"But mooooommmmmmm.." Trunks whined.
"No buts, be grateful we aren't at home, I'd have made you go to your room.!"
Goten laughed at that comment, but quickly silenced when he caught the look from Goku. "Sorry Bulma" he muttered turning red.
"How Kawaii!" Bera squealed jumping from one foot to another.
'What's Ka-way-ee?" Gohan asked curiously.
"Kawaii!" Storm explained "Is cute in Japanese, duh don't you guys watch CardCaptors?" she sweat dropped when they all shook their heads.
"Never mind" Bera soothed, "I just thought it was cute that you are all scared of Bulma! You Go Girl!" She cheered, jumping like a cheerleader.
"Uh, I think we'd better move on, Bera hasn't had her sugar fix yet.this could be dangerous" Storm moved to Bera, who was humming and smiling madly.
"Dangerous how?" Eighteen asked, speaking for the first time.
"Well, normally she just gets really hyper, but lately, well she kinda goes crazy, jumps around, squeals, it's rather disturbing, though a great teacher disrupter." Storm looked to Bera thoughtfully, then shook her head. "No, she'd kill me." she muttered and led her into the school.
Many heads turned at the weird bunch that followed Bera and Storm, but after a few glares and warning growls, they turned away. Those, brave enough (which was few) approached.
"Who's this?" a girl with blonde hair asked eyeing Trunks.
"No one" Storm interrupted sending daggers at the girl.
Bera giggled madly and threw herself at the girl, "I think the question is.who are you?" she screeched.
"Oh no!" the girl muttered and detached herself before running away (anime style, legs spinning, dust flying).
"Thanks Bera!" Storm smiled, then led her to the canteen where she purchased lollies. Handing them to Bera she watched as she practically shovelled them into her mouth (think Serena eating in Sailor Moon). "Slow down!" Storm warned.
"Can't" Bera gasped, pausing for a breath, "They taste sooo goooodddd." she moaned, popping more into her mouth. Spotting a teacher she gulped and turned to the others. "If there was a time when you could turn invisible, it would be now!" she whispered to the DBZ's.
Storm turned and nodded furiously, "Oh yeah, now would be a GREAT time.."
"Just what is the meaning of this?" a voice screeched from behind them.
"Too late" Bera muttered and turned, hand poised halfway to her mouth. "Mrs Haruna!" she exclaimed, "Long time no see!"
"I'll have no of that young lady. Just who are these people?" Mrs Haruna asked looking through her bifocals.
"Well."Storm began turning to Bera.
"You see it's like this." Bera began smiling at Storm. Bera was known for her babbling it was her gift- she could babble herself out of anything. "These kind people wanted to know whether or not the canteen sold redskins, because they want to send a friends daughter here, and she has to have redskins to work-which I totally agree with- because how in the world can you work without redskins? They give a new totally positive outlook on life, not to mention the energy and will power to work. So anyway they asked us if they did, and suddenly I remembered a time when we didn't, so I was like explaining to them, when I remembered that I forgot to have lollies, you know how I get when I don't have sugar. So we asked them to follow us in here, which they did, and then we bought me lollies, and Storm explained about the redskins, then we were eating and talking, and talking and eating. Then we saw you coming and I didn't get to finish my story!" Bera pouted and watched her teacher's expression change from anger to utter confusion. Bera inwardly grinned and slowly backed away.
Racing up the stairs she met Storm in their classroom and safely shut the door behind her, before falling to the floor giggling.
"What was her reaction?" Storm asked approaching and falling to the ground beside her.
"Oh storm, it was classic. She bought all of it.I think. she was so confused, I reckon that was my best story yet!" she doubled over laughing.
"Give me five!" Storm held out her hand which Bera slapped, then returned the favour.
"That was a lucky getaway!" Bera explained turning to those sitting on desks, or in Vegeta's case, thin air. "Mrs Haruna, has to be the worst teacher here, has a nose longer than pinoccio's!" Bera shook her head.
"Right, now I think we should introduce ourselves."Storm began.
"We haven't done that huh?" Bera turned to Storm who shook her head.
"I'm Storm and this is my best bud Bera! Now how about explaining where you come from." Storm settled against the door and smiled expectantly at the group.
Bulma stepped forwards. "I'm Bulma. This is my son, Trunks, who seems to have taken a liking to you." Trunks blushed furiously and looked at the ground. Bulma frowned and went on to introduce others. "This is my husband Vegeta, the strongest fighter in the universe.."
Videl rudely interrupted her. "That is so not true!" Videl pulled Gohan up. "I'm Videl, and this is my guy Gohan! He's the strongest in the universe," she said proudly, and looked pointedly at Bulma, who scowled. Bulma was just about to open her mouth when Goten spoke up.
"Uh, I'm Goten, and this is my dad Goku. And he is the strongest fighter in the universe. In case you others have forgotten, he's the one that bet Buu!"
"Buu who?" Bera asked. She and Storm had been standing there, quite confused but not saying a word.
"Boo-hoo? Look at that, the schoolgirl's crying already." Vegeta said scornfully, earning befuddled looks from Storm and Bera. Meanwhile, a battle was raging on between Bulma, Videl, and Goten about, which of the three men were stronger. Gohan just stuck his head in and shouted every now and then (you know, like that time when he thought that red head chick knew he was 'The Great Saiyaman' and was going to tell Videl?!?). Goku was standing there, doing the whole 'Aw shucks' thing, while Vegeta was leaning impatiently against a wall. Trunks had Goten by the arm and were trying to drag him over to talk to Bera and Storm - unsuccessfully.
Eighteen, too, was leaning against a wall. Krillin was trying to get her to tell the others that he was the strongest. "But why? It wouldn't be true."
"Aw, come on honey! Please?"
"No, Krillin. That would be lying. I don't like lying. It makes me look bad."
Storm looked at Bera. "You know, they're all wrong."
Bera raised her eyebrows. "Hmm?" "I am the strongest in the universe! All mortals shall bow before me!" Storm cried, and started doing those weird- ass muscle-flexing poses.
Bera grinned. "No, you shall bow before me, har har!" She did a pose as well.
"Oh yeah! Flex those muscles girly!" By now the DBZ lot had noticed their strange antics, and had stopped to witness this strange event (which actually happens quite often here).
"Uh.is everything ok?" Goku asked watching as the two girls sized each other up.
"Yeah."Bera waved her hand absently at Goku's remark and stuck her tongue out at Storm, starting one of their famous tongue wars. (Think Raye and Serena in Sailor Moon).
Goten grabbed Bera and Trunks reached for Storm, depositing them on separate sides of the room.
"Hey!" Bera protested, "I could've won!"
"In your dreams!" Storm sneered, smiling at her best friend.
"Hey, but I was good right? You have to admit, that was my best so far!" Bera urged.
"You got a point buddy!" Storm worked her way out of Trunks grip to walk over and give Bera a high five.
"Dude, you two are weird!" Gohan announced, eyeing them wearily.
"Excuse me?" Bera asked, her smile faltering.
"Did you just call us weird?" Storm added.
"You have the audacity to call US weird, HELLO we aren't the ones who are floating in mid air here.I mean come on!" Bera spread her hands out, exaggerating her point.
"Yeah!" storm added shaking her fist in their direction.
"And who do you think you are?" Vageta growled, his energy building.
"Wouldn't you like to know!" Bera replied, crossing her arms.
"THAT'S IT!" Vageta bellowed, and transformed into Super Saiyan.
"Hey, that's not fair."Bera began, but after a nudge from Storm stopped and smiled evilly.
"It's about time, we showed you what we can do!" Storm began looking menacingly from person to person.
"Yeah!" Bera boasted, then turned to Storm."What can we do?" she whispered.
"Shall we show them, our Sailor Moon style fighting?" Storm asked, referring to the Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus routine they have been working on for some time.
"Yeah.I've always wanted to try it on someone!" Bera excitedly jumped from foot to foot.
The room suddenly goes dark. The DBZ people look around, wondering why it has gone dark and why Bera and Storm have disappeared at the same time. Suddenly, some groovy music started playing, and Storm appeared on top of a desk, a spotlight shining down on her. "In the name of the Venus!"
Bera then appeared on a table on the other side of the room. "And of the Moon!"
They both exclaimed, "We shall punish you!"
The room was now close to flooding with all the sweat dropping that had been going on. "Uh-" Trunks stuttered.
"Don't interrupt!" Bera snapped almost falling off the desk she was standing on.
"Sorry" Trunks muttered turning slightly red (he wasn't used to being yelled at, especially by girls).
"That's better!" Bera praised nodding her head (now she was used to yelling at people, in fact she made it her goal to yell at, at least 5 people per day).
"Now where were we?" Bera asked looking to Storm who was sweat dropping.
"Ummm.we just said "We shall punish you" Then we were going to." Storm thought for a moment before shrugging.
"OH!" Bera announced, "NOW I remember!" Bera lifted her leg in a kick and swiftly flew in the direction of the DBZ's.
Storm copied her movements and landed a few centimetres short of a stunned Trunks. "Ha!" she exclaimed, "Bet you can't do that!
"Wouldn't even try!" Goku muttered, his face scrunched up in agony at the thought of stretching his leg that high!
"That's it?" Vegeta asked almost unbelieving.
"Yep!" Bera nodded her head enthusiastically.
"Oh!" Vegeta muttered shuddering.
TBC
Stay tuned for further adventures, starring the best characters of all time!
Written by the BEST Authors! (sweatdrop)
DISCLAIMER: We don't own any DBZ characters, we do however, have full control of the other two! (Storm's note: If we actually OWNED an anime, why the HELL would we be writing a FANfiction?!?)
Dende looked back at Goku, who nodded. Dende turned back to the Eternal Dragon and began to speak his wish. When it was done, everyone stood in silence and waited for the Dragon to grant their wish.
And waited.
And waited.
Finally, Dende spoke up. "Uh. is there a problem, oh great Eternal Dragon?"
The dragon cleared its throat. "We seem to - uh - be experiencing some - uh - technical difficulties. Please hold."
The group sweat dropped in unison as call waiting music started playing. Dende scratched his head in confuzzlement.
Meanwhile, in another dimension (a.k.a. THE REAL WORLD), your favourite authors Bera and Storm were staring out of the window in utter desolate boredom as their least favourite teacher droned on about the miraculous properties of geographical cartography in historical societies.
"In conclusion," the teacher began. The class groaned in response - his conclusions went for an average of 50 minutes.
"The idea of jumping out of the window is a really exciting prospect right now," Bera muttered. Storm opened her mouth to laugh but a yawn forced its way out instead.
"Booooooooooooooooooring." Storm complained, and her head dropped onto her desk with a mind of its own. Bera had already fallen asleep on her textbook and woke to find that she had drooled all over it - and it wasn't even hers!
Then sweet relief came when the bell rang. Bera and Storm grabbed their books and pens and ran out of the classroom as fast as their legs would carry them. The teacher shouted, "I'm not finished! Come back here now!"
"Can't!" Storm yelled back. "Bell's gone!"
"We've got a meeting!" Bera added, laughing as they ran. "Can't be late!"
They ran all the way back to home class, ignoring the cold glares from the many people they -accidentally- forgot to dodge. Then they stopped, out of breath, as they put their books away.
"Jebus!" Storm puffed. "That must be the most boring lesson he's ever taught!"
"No," Bera put in, "don't you remember the lesson on the malicious beetle of the 1300's and the various species of birds that made it extinct?" They stopped and shuddered in recollection.
"So where's the meeting?" Storm asked.
"On the oval, apparently." Bera replied. So they both made their way over to the oval, only to find that there was absolutely no-one there.
"Hmm. And who exactly told you that, Bera?"
"Hehehe. well I thought it said that in the notices!"
Storm looked around. "Where are all the brats (a.k.a. the younger students at the school)?"
"They're at that Mass."
"Oh yeah, I forgot." Storm paused. Then she sniggered. "Sucked in." Bera laughed and they began to make their way back to the courtyard. Suddenly, they sensed something, sort of a niggling feeling, and there was that ping noise (you know! the noise that pings whenever one of the Z warriors sense something!!). They both spun around to find that most of the Dragon ball Z crew had materialized on their school oval.
Vegeta was about to pound Dende into the ground. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES?!? AND WHERE ON EARTH ARE WE?!?"
Dende backed away, waving his hands around. "Calm down! I'll have it fixed in no time!"
"And exactly how long will that be?" Goku asked patiently.
"About three days."
Even Goku sweat dropped. "THREE DAYS!!?!!?!!" Vegeta roared. "Listen, Namek, there is absolutely no way I'm-" Then he noticed Bera and Storm, staring at them. "What are you staring at?!?" He demanded.
Bera and Storm shook their heads hurriedly. "Nothing!" Bera said.
"Then stop gawking like a couple of foolish schoolgirls and help us!" Vegeta demanded.
Storm bridled. "We ARE a couple of foolish schoolgirls!" she shouted, her hands on her hips.
"And we don't obey our teachers, so what makes you think we'll obey a grumpy old man fresh out of the body-building workshop?!?" Bera added rudely.
Bulma pushed Vegeta aside as he opened his mouth again. "I'm sorry, Vegeta always has been this obnoxious." Vegeta scowled. "Anyway," Bulma said, "as you can see, we're in a bit of trouble here. Do you think you could give us a hand and show us around?"
"Sure," Bera said.
"This way, please," Storm laughed, and they turned around and walked off, the DBZ lot trailing after them. "Please keep your hands, feet and heads inside the vehicle at all times." Storm giggled to Bera.
"Enjoy your flight!" Bera added.
Bulma elbowed Vegeta in the stomach. "See? All you need is a bit of politeness and you can get what you want!"
"I don't do politeness," Vegeta grumbled as he followed. "And I object to following a couple of teenagers around! I'm a warrior, not some breed of dog!"
"I don't know about that," Yamcha joked. Krillin laughed but shut up when Vegeta turned to scowl at him.
Dende had stayed on the oval, saying that he had to recalibrate the something or other, and that he'd catch up with them when it was all done.
"Prepare yourselves" Storm warned, turning seriously to them.
"For you will see a sight, no one should have to see in their lifetimes!" Bera added turning also, her face serious, save the twinkle in her big cerulean blue eyes.
"If you would now look to your left" Storm motioned with her left hand, "You will see the Sad"
"The boring"
"The pathetic place"
"We call our school!" Bera finished, sighing in remorse.
"School?" Goku asked, scratching his head in confusion.
"You mean to say, that we have landed at a school?" Vegeta asked his temper rising.
"Yep!" Storm nodded sadly, it was disappointing really, to even consider this place a school, when it should actually be referred to as a hellhole, a place where children are sent to be punished for enjoying freedom.
"So where is everyone?" Gohan asked looking intently around.
"Well the years 8-10 are at a mass, and the rest well who knows." Bera shrugged.
"Ok. So what year are you?" Trunks asked, eyeing Storm with interest.
"Year 11! Storm said proudly, then blushed at the look Trunks was giving her.
"Year 11 huh?" Goten asked, flexing his muscles in Bera's direction.
"Yes" Bera, said slowly, "What are we going to do Storm?" Bera turned to her, her eyes filled with worry. "We can't just walk all these people in.."
"Well I don't see why we couldn't." Storm cut her off, smiling evilly, a plan forming in her head, her emerald green eyes flashing mischievously.
"Where would we hide them?" Bera asked, motioning to the 10 people, staring at them.
"Well." Storm began thoughtfully.
"I REFUSE to wear a dress!" Vegeta interrupted, his eyes flashing dangerously.
"No one said you had to wear a dress" Bera snapped, moving to stand infront of him, hands on hips. "Continue what you were going to say Storm, before you were RUDELY interrupted!" Bera glared at Vegeta.
"What I was going to say, is perhaps we could I dunno, say they are exchange people from overseas? Or they could hide in the uniform closet?" Storms lips twitched.
"I'm not sure about the others, but Vegeta, go right ahead.well I suppose we are just going to have to take them in, we can claim them as exchange people if any one asks.just a warning though, this is an all girls school!" Bera turned away and after linking arms with Storm led the way into the college.
"How do you survive at an all girls school?" Videl asked, moving to walk beside Bera and Storm.
"With great difficulty!" Bera groaned, pulling a face.
"Ignore her, she's having boy-withdrawal-symptoms" Storm explained, patting Bera's arm in a motherly way. "It's quite easy, there's no distractions, apart from the odd fight.."
"Which provide GREAT entertainment!" Bera chided in, grinning broadly.
"Have you ever been in a fight?" Videl asked, curious, these girls were nothing like the girl's back home.
"No" They both said in unison.
"We've seen plenty, but haven't been in one.as leaders we can't afford to, we have to set an example for the younger girls." Storm said, proudly touching her badge.
"But I thought you said you don't behave for teachers, nice example!" Vegeta sneered.
"Of course we don't behave for the teachers, no one does. but when the younger ones are around we do.plus we get straight A's so the teachers don't exactly tell us off." Bera stuck her tongue out at Vegeta and watched as his facial expression changed.
Bulma smacked Vegeta on the head, "Behave you!" she scolded and turned to glare at Trunks who chuckled, "You too young man, you may be bigger than me but I am still your mother!"
"But mooooommmmmmm.." Trunks whined.
"No buts, be grateful we aren't at home, I'd have made you go to your room.!"
Goten laughed at that comment, but quickly silenced when he caught the look from Goku. "Sorry Bulma" he muttered turning red.
"How Kawaii!" Bera squealed jumping from one foot to another.
'What's Ka-way-ee?" Gohan asked curiously.
"Kawaii!" Storm explained "Is cute in Japanese, duh don't you guys watch CardCaptors?" she sweat dropped when they all shook their heads.
"Never mind" Bera soothed, "I just thought it was cute that you are all scared of Bulma! You Go Girl!" She cheered, jumping like a cheerleader.
"Uh, I think we'd better move on, Bera hasn't had her sugar fix yet.this could be dangerous" Storm moved to Bera, who was humming and smiling madly.
"Dangerous how?" Eighteen asked, speaking for the first time.
"Well, normally she just gets really hyper, but lately, well she kinda goes crazy, jumps around, squeals, it's rather disturbing, though a great teacher disrupter." Storm looked to Bera thoughtfully, then shook her head. "No, she'd kill me." she muttered and led her into the school.
Many heads turned at the weird bunch that followed Bera and Storm, but after a few glares and warning growls, they turned away. Those, brave enough (which was few) approached.
"Who's this?" a girl with blonde hair asked eyeing Trunks.
"No one" Storm interrupted sending daggers at the girl.
Bera giggled madly and threw herself at the girl, "I think the question is.who are you?" she screeched.
"Oh no!" the girl muttered and detached herself before running away (anime style, legs spinning, dust flying).
"Thanks Bera!" Storm smiled, then led her to the canteen where she purchased lollies. Handing them to Bera she watched as she practically shovelled them into her mouth (think Serena eating in Sailor Moon). "Slow down!" Storm warned.
"Can't" Bera gasped, pausing for a breath, "They taste sooo goooodddd." she moaned, popping more into her mouth. Spotting a teacher she gulped and turned to the others. "If there was a time when you could turn invisible, it would be now!" she whispered to the DBZ's.
Storm turned and nodded furiously, "Oh yeah, now would be a GREAT time.."
"Just what is the meaning of this?" a voice screeched from behind them.
"Too late" Bera muttered and turned, hand poised halfway to her mouth. "Mrs Haruna!" she exclaimed, "Long time no see!"
"I'll have no of that young lady. Just who are these people?" Mrs Haruna asked looking through her bifocals.
"Well."Storm began turning to Bera.
"You see it's like this." Bera began smiling at Storm. Bera was known for her babbling it was her gift- she could babble herself out of anything. "These kind people wanted to know whether or not the canteen sold redskins, because they want to send a friends daughter here, and she has to have redskins to work-which I totally agree with- because how in the world can you work without redskins? They give a new totally positive outlook on life, not to mention the energy and will power to work. So anyway they asked us if they did, and suddenly I remembered a time when we didn't, so I was like explaining to them, when I remembered that I forgot to have lollies, you know how I get when I don't have sugar. So we asked them to follow us in here, which they did, and then we bought me lollies, and Storm explained about the redskins, then we were eating and talking, and talking and eating. Then we saw you coming and I didn't get to finish my story!" Bera pouted and watched her teacher's expression change from anger to utter confusion. Bera inwardly grinned and slowly backed away.
Racing up the stairs she met Storm in their classroom and safely shut the door behind her, before falling to the floor giggling.
"What was her reaction?" Storm asked approaching and falling to the ground beside her.
"Oh storm, it was classic. She bought all of it.I think. she was so confused, I reckon that was my best story yet!" she doubled over laughing.
"Give me five!" Storm held out her hand which Bera slapped, then returned the favour.
"That was a lucky getaway!" Bera explained turning to those sitting on desks, or in Vegeta's case, thin air. "Mrs Haruna, has to be the worst teacher here, has a nose longer than pinoccio's!" Bera shook her head.
"Right, now I think we should introduce ourselves."Storm began.
"We haven't done that huh?" Bera turned to Storm who shook her head.
"I'm Storm and this is my best bud Bera! Now how about explaining where you come from." Storm settled against the door and smiled expectantly at the group.
Bulma stepped forwards. "I'm Bulma. This is my son, Trunks, who seems to have taken a liking to you." Trunks blushed furiously and looked at the ground. Bulma frowned and went on to introduce others. "This is my husband Vegeta, the strongest fighter in the universe.."
Videl rudely interrupted her. "That is so not true!" Videl pulled Gohan up. "I'm Videl, and this is my guy Gohan! He's the strongest in the universe," she said proudly, and looked pointedly at Bulma, who scowled. Bulma was just about to open her mouth when Goten spoke up.
"Uh, I'm Goten, and this is my dad Goku. And he is the strongest fighter in the universe. In case you others have forgotten, he's the one that bet Buu!"
"Buu who?" Bera asked. She and Storm had been standing there, quite confused but not saying a word.
"Boo-hoo? Look at that, the schoolgirl's crying already." Vegeta said scornfully, earning befuddled looks from Storm and Bera. Meanwhile, a battle was raging on between Bulma, Videl, and Goten about, which of the three men were stronger. Gohan just stuck his head in and shouted every now and then (you know, like that time when he thought that red head chick knew he was 'The Great Saiyaman' and was going to tell Videl?!?). Goku was standing there, doing the whole 'Aw shucks' thing, while Vegeta was leaning impatiently against a wall. Trunks had Goten by the arm and were trying to drag him over to talk to Bera and Storm - unsuccessfully.
Eighteen, too, was leaning against a wall. Krillin was trying to get her to tell the others that he was the strongest. "But why? It wouldn't be true."
"Aw, come on honey! Please?"
"No, Krillin. That would be lying. I don't like lying. It makes me look bad."
Storm looked at Bera. "You know, they're all wrong."
Bera raised her eyebrows. "Hmm?" "I am the strongest in the universe! All mortals shall bow before me!" Storm cried, and started doing those weird- ass muscle-flexing poses.
Bera grinned. "No, you shall bow before me, har har!" She did a pose as well.
"Oh yeah! Flex those muscles girly!" By now the DBZ lot had noticed their strange antics, and had stopped to witness this strange event (which actually happens quite often here).
"Uh.is everything ok?" Goku asked watching as the two girls sized each other up.
"Yeah."Bera waved her hand absently at Goku's remark and stuck her tongue out at Storm, starting one of their famous tongue wars. (Think Raye and Serena in Sailor Moon).
Goten grabbed Bera and Trunks reached for Storm, depositing them on separate sides of the room.
"Hey!" Bera protested, "I could've won!"
"In your dreams!" Storm sneered, smiling at her best friend.
"Hey, but I was good right? You have to admit, that was my best so far!" Bera urged.
"You got a point buddy!" Storm worked her way out of Trunks grip to walk over and give Bera a high five.
"Dude, you two are weird!" Gohan announced, eyeing them wearily.
"Excuse me?" Bera asked, her smile faltering.
"Did you just call us weird?" Storm added.
"You have the audacity to call US weird, HELLO we aren't the ones who are floating in mid air here.I mean come on!" Bera spread her hands out, exaggerating her point.
"Yeah!" storm added shaking her fist in their direction.
"And who do you think you are?" Vageta growled, his energy building.
"Wouldn't you like to know!" Bera replied, crossing her arms.
"THAT'S IT!" Vageta bellowed, and transformed into Super Saiyan.
"Hey, that's not fair."Bera began, but after a nudge from Storm stopped and smiled evilly.
"It's about time, we showed you what we can do!" Storm began looking menacingly from person to person.
"Yeah!" Bera boasted, then turned to Storm."What can we do?" she whispered.
"Shall we show them, our Sailor Moon style fighting?" Storm asked, referring to the Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus routine they have been working on for some time.
"Yeah.I've always wanted to try it on someone!" Bera excitedly jumped from foot to foot.
The room suddenly goes dark. The DBZ people look around, wondering why it has gone dark and why Bera and Storm have disappeared at the same time. Suddenly, some groovy music started playing, and Storm appeared on top of a desk, a spotlight shining down on her. "In the name of the Venus!"
Bera then appeared on a table on the other side of the room. "And of the Moon!"
They both exclaimed, "We shall punish you!"
The room was now close to flooding with all the sweat dropping that had been going on. "Uh-" Trunks stuttered.
"Don't interrupt!" Bera snapped almost falling off the desk she was standing on.
"Sorry" Trunks muttered turning slightly red (he wasn't used to being yelled at, especially by girls).
"That's better!" Bera praised nodding her head (now she was used to yelling at people, in fact she made it her goal to yell at, at least 5 people per day).
"Now where were we?" Bera asked looking to Storm who was sweat dropping.
"Ummm.we just said "We shall punish you" Then we were going to." Storm thought for a moment before shrugging.
"OH!" Bera announced, "NOW I remember!" Bera lifted her leg in a kick and swiftly flew in the direction of the DBZ's.
Storm copied her movements and landed a few centimetres short of a stunned Trunks. "Ha!" she exclaimed, "Bet you can't do that!
"Wouldn't even try!" Goku muttered, his face scrunched up in agony at the thought of stretching his leg that high!
"That's it?" Vegeta asked almost unbelieving.
"Yep!" Bera nodded her head enthusiastically.
"Oh!" Vegeta muttered shuddering.
TBC
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