Disclaimer: All the stranded characters in this ficcie are owned by Yoshihiro Togashi.

Author's note: This is my very first fanfic! Whoopeeee! Anyway, please show some mercy in reviewing. ^_^

Inspired by: BOOKS, LTD. by DW-chan

*Hunter Cast Away*

Gon:

Befriends a sea monster and asks it for a ride home.

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Kurapica:

Makes his chains stretch all the way to the next island and pulls himself towards it. (Think Batman's grappling-gun-thingie. ' ';) Repeats the process until he reaches civilization.

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Killua:

Builds a wooden, electric-powered Jet Ski, and charges it with his nen.

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Leorio:

Builds a raft and sails out to sea. Then the roughly built raft sinks in the middle of the ocean. Then a pack of hungry tiger sharks motivate him to swim the rest of the way home.

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Hisoka:

Day 1: Plays with his cards at the beach.

Day 2: Sees Kurapika's chain lodged on a rock, yanks it out, throws it back to sea and goes back to playing with his cards.

Day 3: Finally decides to leave. Makes a running start, leaps sixty feet into the air, lands on the shore and skates across the water away from the island! * , *

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Hanzo:

Builds a large ninja's kite and glides outta there! (straight into a raging typhoon)

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Neon:

Predicts that she'll die of starvation. (Don't need to be a psychic to figure that out!)

Gets rescued by three minutes later a speedboat with chopper escort sent by her dad...

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Chairman Netero:

Day 1: Goes goofing around the island.

Day 2: Goes home. (Wow, he's good!)

Part II *Ryodan Do It!*

Kuroro:

Stands by the shore, facing the sea and starts to conduct an imaginary orchestra. (Well...there's more than one way to "escape" ^ ^;)

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Machi:

Day 1: Instead of trying to leave, decides to just relax and enjoy the deserted island with its beautiful scenery. Fashions a two-piece, fox-bear- hide bikini for herself. Sunbathes and gets a gorgeous tan. = } Sees the end of Kurapica's chain lodged in the sand. Pulls it out & throws it back to sea.

Night 1: Swims in her birthday suit in the beach. = }

Day 2: Sunbathes in her birthday suit to evenly distribute her tan. 00

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Coltopi:

Copies the island many times to form a land bridge to the nearest inhabited place.

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Franklin:

Builds a speedboat and propels it with his machine-gun hands.

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Shalnark:

Uses his celphone to hack into the nearest military defense system and makes it send over a Harrier-X jet on auto-pilot. He gets in, switches to manual controls and flies away. ^ ,^

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Bonorenolf:

Finds a cave and sleeps in it for a thousand years to wreak havoc on future civilizations that manage to find and awaken him. (think "The Mummy III: Attack of Leather Man")

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Shizuku:

Day 1: Builds a dock. There, all finished!

Mito: Um, what about the boat?

Shizuku: ' ';......Boat?......

Mito: - -; "Sigh..."

Day 2:

Mito: *Sees Kurapica's chain wound around a palm tree* What's this?

Shizuku: *Goes over to look* Looks like a chain. Hey we might trip on this thing, why don't we throw it back to sea.

Mito: Yeah, that's a good idea. (Removes the chain and throws it back to sea....) Wanna get some lunch? I found some coconut trees over there.

Shizuku: Sure!

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Epilogue:

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Shizuku finally builds the boat.

Mito: Shizuku-san where are you! Hmmm.where could she be? I've already looked all over the island! I hope she didn't escape by herself. Eh? What's this.a boat! Yeheey! I can finally go home! But where could Shizuku-san be? -_-..Oh well, maybe she's found another way off of this island. Thanks for building me this boat.

Shizuku: *..forgetting all about her boat, decides to make a swim for it.*

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Well, everybody else pretty much got home safely(yes, including Kurapica)...except Bonorenolf who's still dozing off in his cave/tomb.

Machi was going to form her own nudist colony but decided to go home fast after Hisoka showed up to register as the first member...^ ^;

Hisoka was really disappointed that Machi's nudist colony didn't... materialize(excuse the pun ^_^), but was consoled at a glimpse of her earlier, stumbling to put her kimono back on really fast...

End.

Whew! Now that that's done. I hope you like this ficcie. Anyhow pleeeease review!