The Dare

My petite companion was swaying her legs, supporting the swing's movements, with a childish joyful face. For her age, she was indeed too small for it, she can barely even reach Yamamoto's face, its amazing she hasn't been trampled on the busy streets yet- maybe that was just an exaggeration…

"Elena-san?" she started, sounding like an eight year-old. "If you truly love me, I dare you to run around and scream: 'I love potatoes!'."

How random, it managed to get everyone to turn all their attention to us. But I was willing to do it, it'll make the day more interesting. I took deep breaths, but before I could mutter the first syllable and ready to scatter myself around the park, little Yui interrupted.

"Oh, oh, oh! Stretch your arms out too!" she excitedly exclaimed, showing me wide spread arms.

I sighed. "I…" I was preparing myself.

"Yeah…?"

"I…" Just a little more.

"Fucking get on with it!" Hayato yelled impatiently, but it showed how much he's looking forward to the result.

"Shut it! I'm a girl, I take my time!" I pointed a finger at him. "Yeah, I know, it's rude to point, but I'm supposed to be rude!" I then calmed down, taking another deep breath.

Everyone's eyes were on me, except for Reborn who was soundlessly asleep with a bubble expanding and shrinking from his tiny nose.

I ran, flailing my arms like a madman. "I fucking love potatoes!"


In the end, I received a painful strike on the back of my head by the littler posh Mafioso. Damn, it hurts so much.