This is the unfortunate events of which happens everytime Rin and Len sing a love song together.
I do not own Vocaloid, Rin or Len (Len would more badass, less shota) or… actually, I think that is it.
"I'M GONNA JUMP!"
Rin was standing on top of her awesome mansion, her tangerine/orange garden beneath her ever-dangling feet. She just couldn't take it anymore. Jumping was the only option. However, someone had decided to ruin it all.
By someone, Rin means a mean poopy-head who invades her privacy often.
"Rin, get down from there. You do know that there are plenty of other ways to take revenge except from dying, right?" That intrigued Rin. What could he have possibly meant? She was suicidal, not some Kurapika wanna-be.
Even so, Rin stepped down from the ledge. And immedietly slipped on a banana peel.
"FUCK!" She screamed. Rin sadly broke her right wrist from this catastrophe, and had to go to hospital. Al the while, Len was giggling like a Japanese schoolgirl.
At the hospital, Len and Rin were discussing their evil plans of revenge and betrayal. Get revenge on whom, you ask? Their master. Why? They broke the number one rule. Look it up.
"So, I was thinking, we could poison their wine-" And so, Len was slapped with a red-hot iron bar. Ouch…
"No. Too risky. We would have to throw their body in the ocean. Maybe stab them with a knife?" Nods of agreement from Len. This whole time, the nurses and doctors in the room were scared that the Kagamines were going to kill them.
Next thing the two knew, Rin had successfully killed the master (disguised as a maid). However, the police got involved, so Len became partners with them and cut off his arm to look badass. He decided to take the blame, but Rin got freaked out and tried to stab him. They both ended up in prison, anyway.
In the prison, the two were talking to this weird super-hero kid who had thought against the government. The other was some kind of evil princess. They were both insane, so the mirror images decided to leave them alone.
Rin later on noticed that one of the prison guards was asleep, and mumbling about ice cream… into his blue… scarf… Kaito!
"OI KAITO!" The ice-freak woke up with a startle, and looked to the cell.
"What the…"
Well, I don't even know. I promise this will be a multi-chapter story. I have a huge writers block, and have now resorted to this. Sorry.