I decided to try this kind of fic out because I saw many Know Your Stars fics that weren't really funny. I wanted to see if I could do better. This chapter may have turned out to be crap, but the next chapters will get better, I hope...
Disclaimer: I own Naruto because I am the great Masashi Kishimoto. (not)
Know Your Stars:
Chapter 1: Uzumaki Naruto
Naruto was enjoying some miso ramen at Ichiraku's Ramen Stand when it started raining. The people walking peacefully outside began running home in hopes of staying dry.
After his twenty-eighth bowl of ramen (that would make anyone barf out of disgust if they had that many bowls), he paid the bill and walked out.
The thunder boomed so deafeningly Naruto had to clap his hands on his ears and started running. Of course, he hadn't focused on where he was going so he got lost and began to wander around.
Suddenly a deep, rumbling voice sounded from the heavens. That didn't mean that what the voice would say would be very heavenly.
Know yous stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars.
The other people, who had earlier been concentrated on getting the hell out of the rain, stopped to consider and stared at the sky.
"Whozzere?" asked a disgruntled Naruto.
Uzumaki Naruto...isn't Japanese, he's actually a terrorist bomber.
"What! I am Uzumaki Naruto and I will become Hokage!! I am not a terrorist bomber!"
That's funny...since when were blondes considered Japanese? You have to be a bomber. Anyway... Uzumaki Naruto's real goal in life is to become a male stripper.
"No! That's it! Come down here so I can kick your ass!"
Then people began to gather arund Naruto. They began whispering.
A chair popped up out of no where and plopped Naruto on to itself.
Uzumaki Naruto...really hates Haruno Sakura.
"What! No I don't! I love her!"
That's funny, how can you love someone you hate?
"I said I don't hate her already!"
At this point Naruto got really pissed and bean chucking kunai into the air.
Uzumaki Naruto...only hangs out with Sakura so he can learn the secret of becoming a Sasuke fangirl.
"How dare you call Sakura a fangirl! How dare you call me a fangirl! I hate Sasuke-I have no intention of becoming his fangirl, believe it!"
The crowd around Naruto broke into whispers again.
So now you know Uzumaki Naruto-the gay non-Japanese terrorist stripper fangirl who hates Haruno Sakura.
"Don't believe it! It's all a lie I tell you!
I'm not very happy with this chapter at all. Don't worry, it might get better if I feel like continuing this. This is just an experiment. Feel free to flame/review. Flames without any constructive criticism that can't help me will be used for cooking.