Nny needed food. He was huuuuunngory. He needed chow chow! Nny frowned and opened his refrigerator.
"Hmmm...Nothing but a little mutant pickles and miniature rhinocoruses." Nny mumbled to himself. He frowned. He couldn't eat anything like THAT! nny left his house and went to the nearest grocery store. He walked in real casual like, trying to avoid the strange looks given to him by the turnip people. Stupid turnip people. Johnny walked around the grocery store, a few people looked at him funny, but johnny wasn't in a killing mood today. Ha ha. Kill. ha. Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
Nny walked past the vegatable section. He totally was ignoring them. Until he heard a small voice.
"Psst! Hey! Psst! Can you help us?" asked a voice from the vagatables. Nny paused and turned around. He looked at the tomatoes. Huh? Was there a tomato talking to him?
"Pssssst! Hey you! Gothic thin creepysih guy! pssssssssst!" said a tomato. nny lifted an eyebrow. wtf? Was a tomato TALKING to him? And did it have a ...face?.! Oh great, more voices for him to deal with. OOH! The celling!!!
"I'm not going to get yet ANOTHER voice to deal with, you demented fruit." Johnny said. The tomato screamed!
"I'M NOT A FRUiT! i'M A FUCKiNG VETABLE! i CAN'T SPELL VEGATABLE! AHHHHHH! MiLK IS FROM COWS!" the tomato hollered horridly. moo.
" ummm...okay whate-"
"LARRY! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" he screamed. A pickle crawled out from the pile of vetables.
"i'M NOT A FUCKING PICKLE YOU LAZY-ASS AUTHOR! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! Anywho, what is it bob?" he asked
"This guy is gonna break us outta this joint!" Bob said. Larry smiled.
"No i'm not." Johnny said simply. The cucumber and tomato sat there for a while staring at him. There was a loooooonnng akwaaaaaaarrrdd siiiilllleeeennnnccceeee...
When finally,
"God wants you to break us outta here." Bob said. ha! i have bad grammer! ha!
"Yeah. It would be the CHRiSITiAN thing to do" Larry said.
"i"ve seen god with my own eyes. He's kind of...um...lacking." Nny said. Larry looked angry.
"Shut up you little bastard! You were probably hallucinating! God is cool'!" bob said.
" He represents a small blob..well...just read the comic okay?" Nny said," And anyways, I'm not gonna help two vetables escape from the grocery store. In fact, I shall devour you both." He said, and he picked up the vatables and ate them whole. Yum. Pokemon used to be cool.