"Ouch!"
"Hmph."
"Uh…Eames…?"
"What?"
"Did you just…throw a shoe at me?"
"No, it flew at you by itself."
"…"
"Jesus, Bobby."
"Why…why did you throw a shoe at me?"
"Because I'm angry with you."
"Angry?"
"Yes."
"…Oh."
"I'm leaving."
"Hey, wait!"
"What?"
"So…girls actually…throw shoes at people? When they're mad? They really…do that?"
"Yes, Bobby, girls really do throw shoes at guys when they're mad. Happy?"
"Oh. Oh. It's just…"
"Just what, Bobby?"
"I thought that was only in the movies."
"I'm leaving."
"Wait!"
"For the love of God, what?!"
"…Why are you mad at me?"
"…"
"…"
"Jesus, Bobby."
I'm afraid that I'm a little rusty with my Criminal Intent voice. I haven't been keeping up with the new episodes lately due to a newfound obsession with House. But this was fun. And it was cool to write a dialogue fic, too. :)