I'm PalomBlade. Calvin and Hobbes characters are owned by Bill Watterson, while Mario characters are owned by Nintendo. Sonic characters are owned by Sega, and Bobobo is owned by Cartoon Network.
Prologue
Six years ago in the Village Hidden in the Cardboard Box, Tails, also known as the Two-Tailed Fox attacked the village. When it seemed like there was no hope left, Bobobo, the Fourth Hokage came and sealed Tails into a baby boy with the Fist of the Nose Hair. After that, Bobobo was tired of being a Hokage and decided to retire to Bobobo World. Because of that, Toadsworth, which was the Third Hokage, had to run the Cardboard Box Village.
Calvinuto
Chapter One: Enter, Calvin Whirlpool!
Today, the same boy that had Tails sealed inside of him was at a ninja school. He had spiky blond hair, a red shirt, some black pants, and mostly black shoes. His name was Calvin.
"It's a your turn Calvin. Go up and a show us your Transfomigifier Jutsu," said a plumber in a green hat with an L on it, a green shirt, and blue overalls. He is known as Luigi Mario.
"You'll be impressed at what I can do," Calvin said as he put his two pointer fingers together. "Transfomigifier Jutsu!"
After he finished saying that, Calvin transformed into a naked, blond girl with pigtails and clouds surrounding him-err I mean her-uh, never mind.
Luigi then looked rather shocked. He then fainted.
Calvin turned back to his normal self and said to Luigi as he regained consciousness, "Did you like that Luigi? It's my Slimy Girl Jutsu!"
"WILL YOU STOP DOING STUFF LIKE THAT!?" shouted an angry Luigi. "You won't be passing this class anytime soon!"
After class today, Calvin was outside on a swing with his best friend, Hobbes, which is a tiger.
"What's wrong?" asked Hobbes.
"I'll never pass this exam," muttered Calvin.
The two of them heard voices from a group of people that said stuff like, "Why is Hobbes hanging around that boy," and, "That boy, is he the one with the-," but that was cut off by, "Shut up! Anybody that talks about that will get into serious trouble."
After that, a tall plumber with a purple hat with an upside-down L on it, along with a purple shirt and black overalls approached Calvin and Hobbes.
"What is the problem?" asked the tall man.
"Well Waluigi, I keep on trying, but I can never get past those exams to become a ninja," Calvin explained.
"I know a secret that will let you automatically pass your class," Waluigi said.
"Cool! I want to know! I want to pass my classes without any effort!" Calvin said.
"I don't really know if we should listen to him," suggested Hobbes.
"Nonsense! Nothing will go wrong," replied Calvin.
At the Hokage's room, Luigi came in to tell Toadsworth something.
"What is the trouble?" asked Toadsworth, which is a short, old man with a mushroom growing from the top of his head.
"Waluigi said that somebody has stolen the scroll with the secrets of Miles Tails Prowler," Luigi told Toadsworth.
"This is serious! We- err I mean everybody should look for the thief while I relax and play with my Wii," said Toadsworth.
In a forest Calvin was reading a scroll, while Hobbes was eating cans of tuna. Just then, Luigi spotted Calvin.
"You took the scroll!?" Luigi shouted at Calvin.
"Waluigi told us that if I learned a Jutsu from the scroll, I would pass your class. I learned the Shadow Duplicator Jutsu, my worst Jutsu," explained Calvin.
"Something's different about you Calvin. I can tell that you have worked very hard," Luigi said.
Calvin then felt a little disappointed that he realized that he has been working hard when he was trying not to. A fireball then shot out at Calvin, but Luigi jumped in front of him and took the impact of the fireball. Over on one of the tree branches, Calvin and Luigi saw Waluigi holding a red flower with eyes.
"I tricked you into stealing the scroll! You want to know what happened six years ago?" asked Waluigi.
"NOOOO! DON'T TELL CALVIN!" shouted out Luigi.
"I'm telling Calvin anyways. Six years ago when the Two-Tailed Fox attacked the village, Bobobo sealed up the spirit into a baby boy with the Fist of the Nose Hair. Do you want to know who this baby boy was?" Waluigi asked.
"PalomBlade?" asked Calvin.
"Bill Watterson?" Hobbes pondered.
"Naruto Uzumaki?" wondered Calvin.
"Please don't tell Calvin!" exclaimed Luigi.
"It was you, Calvin Whirlpool that has Tails sealed inside of you. You are the Two-Tailed Fox," explained Waluigi. "Why are you protecting him Luigi? He killed Mario, your brother."
"Because I was like him. I messed up like him all the time," Luigi told Waluigi.
After that, Calvin took the scroll and ran further into the forest. Luigi then ran over next to Calvin.
"Hand me the scroll and we'll be alright," he said.
Calvin then punched Luigi in the face.
"How- how did you know that it was me?" asked Luigi as he poofed to reveal that he was actually Waluigi. "You can't beat me Tails."
Calvin then shouted out the words, "Shadow Duplicator Jutsu!"
Hundreds, maybe thousands of duplicates of Calvin then appeared around Waluigi. They all then punched, kicked, and shoved the tall plumber. After Waluigi was defeated, Luigi then came out of hiding and Calvin gave him the scroll.
"I seen that you mastered a very difficult Jutsu. Close your eyes," Luigi said. He then put a blue headband with a box symbol on Calvin's forehead. "You can open your eyes now"
When Calvin opened his eyes, he saw that Luigi was holding a mirror. He saw his reflection and realized that he had on a Cardboard Box Village Ninja Headband.
"You have become a ninja like Hobbes," Luigi said. "What about I take you out for some Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs?"
Hobbes then came out of hiding and he, Calvin, and Luigi all gave each other hugs.
That's all of this chapter. Since I'm watching the new Naruto episodes too, I might of forgotten stuff from the earlier episodes. If you come up with a review for this fanfic, please post it. See you!