Summer Craze!
By: hiko
Usual disclaimer attached. Okay. I guess I was just bored when I wrote this fic so don't blame me if there are parts here that suck. Anyway, the person I know told me that the story was good. Don't know if you people will think of it that way too. Well then, read it and probably enjoy.
Chapter 1- Women… scary…
"I just don't get it. How come people here keep looking at us like we're some kind of weirdoes or something?" Sano kept his hands in his pockets to restrain himself from causing any damage to his surroundings. "I just don't get it!"
"Pipe down, chicken head. At least they're not throwing things at us." Yahiko said calmly.
Kenshin looked at his sakabattou, which was tied to his waist. "Hey, I guess it's not all that bad. I mean…" Kenshin paused for a while. "At least no one is trying to take my sakabattou. And if no one is trying to do that, then that means I can rest." He said with a smile.
"Oh sure. You won't really care if people are looking at you everywhere since all you care about is you sakabattou." Sano replied. He suddenly noticed that a certain voice was not participating in the conversation. He turned to Kaoru, who seemed like she was in her own world not caring about a thing. "Hey Jou-chan!"
Kaoru's heart jumped for a moment because of the sudden call.
"Don't do that, Sano! You know how I feel when people just call me all of a sudden, like that!" Kaoru gave Sano a cold glare that gave the message 'you shouldn't do that again or else.' Unfortunately the message didn't get through. And so Sano replied with his usual mischievous smile.
"Hehe. Sorry Jou-chan."
Kaoru mumbled a few words of irritation and went back to studying her brochure. A moment of silence filled the air. But was interrupted by Kenshin's sudden call, which pierced through the silence like a needle.
"Kaoru-dono?"
Once again, Kaoru's heart jumped. She held her fist up and got ready for her best punch. Not noticing a thing, Kenshin continued to talk to Kaoru. Sano and Yahiko laid low and awaited the thrashing.
"Looks like Kaoru's getting ready." Yahiko said, putting on his sneakiest grin.
Shortly after, Sano replied.
"Shame on you Yahiko! You know you shouldn't just watch. Haven't I thought you anything?" Sano followed Yahiko's grin. "You should start the countdown for timing. Hehe."
"Oh ya! Great idea, Sano! Starting countdown… 5…"
Kenshin continued.
"Kaoru-dono? Maa maa, Kaoru-dono. Hey can you…"
"…4… 3…"
"…please tell me…"
"…2… 1…"
"Kaoru-dono"
"…0! "
---KABAM!!!---
"Orororoooooo!!!" @_@!!!
Kenshin went flying into the air and shortly landed with a huge lump on his head.
"Yow. That must be painful." Sano bent down and started to poke Kenshin on the head to see if he was still alive.
"You mean, that must be REALLY painful." Yahiko looked at Kenshin, who was badly hurt. He followed Sano, bending down, as well.
"Oro… dego zariyo…" Kenshin fell unconscious.
Sano and Yahiko stared at Kenshin with their mouths half open.
"Women… sacry…" Sano continued to poke Kenshin on the head.
"Really scary…" Yahiko replied after.
"Sano! Yahiko!" Kaoru crossed her arms and gave a striking pose.
Sano and Yahiko stood up and faced Kaoru like soldiers in an army. They even gave her a solute.
"Come on. Let's go find a place to stay for the night before it gets dark. Sano, You carry Kenshin." Slowly walking ahead.
Yahiko snickered behind Sano's back. He gave Yahiko an icy stare that sort of sent a chill down his back. Kaoru looked at their bags on the floor and turned to Yahiko.
"And Yahiko, you carry the bags."
The moment he heard those words, his snicker turned into a whine. He started loading the bags on his back and arms, one by one.
The four started off. Kaoru was the leader. The only thing she carried was a brochure of the country they were staying in. Yahiko was behind Kaoru, carrying the bags. And Sano was the last, carrying the dead-weighted Rurouni on his back. The sun started to set but they had not found a place to stay yet. Kaoru saw a building and ran to it.
"At last!!! A place to stay for the night!" Kaoru jumped for joy and ran into the hotel.
Sano and Yahiko followed her wearily. The three were too excited to finally find a hotel, that they just ran to one of the 14 floors and picked a room to stay in. Unfortunately, they didn't realize that the room, they picked, was occupied by someone.
*ding dong ding dong*
"Hey, I wonder what this button is for? Hmmm…" Sano pondered for a while.
"Stop pressing it baka! You might break it." Yahiko pulled Sano's arm away to keep him from pressing the button.
"Oh I know! It's to bring you food! Haha. That's it! I hope the food will come soon." He continued to press the button while Yahiko continued to tug his arm away.
*ding dong ding ding ding ding*
"Why do people always come when I'm in the bathroom?"
*ding ding ding dong*
"All right! All right! I'm coming. Sheesh. You'd think they're giving birth or something."
*ding dong*
"Okay okay." Naomi walked to the door. Placed her hand on the door knob but her foot was..
*ding dong*
"Haha. This is so fun. I wonder when the food, or whatever you get, will arrive." Sano repeatedly pressed the doorbell.
"Stop it Sano!" Kaoru yelled at Sano and gave him a punch on the head. And as usual the result was a lump. "Don't you know that you won't get anything if you keep pressing that?! It's just a button!"
Suddenly, a female-like figure appeared before the door. It seemed like she was falling and apparently landed on Sano!
Author's notes: Hey readers! Hope you liked the first chapter. Don't worry. There are still more chapter and if I didn't finish the latest one, I'll try to finish it… well, some day. Read the 2nd chapter. Yup yup. Just read and review! -_-ZzZ…