Hinata's Horoscope Hotline
By MoogleOverlord
(I may not own any naruto stuff but I know a lot about it and stuff… and this is my first fan fiction so please review my work thanks a lot)
Chapter one: Hinatas hotline starts up.
It was a cold and wet December night in the village hidden in the leaves. All that could be heard was the screaming of Hinata as she fell down the steps. She could never admit that her boyfriend Gaara was an abusive drunk who always tried to rape her. As the hospital workers came naruto passed by with a bag full of ramen in his hand
"Hey Hinata what's wrong you look like you fell down the stairs hahahahahaha believe it." Soon afterwards naruto was in custody being accused for Hinatas horrible fate
. "I didn't push Hinata down the stairs believe it." At this remark the ninja in charge of interrogation pulled out a whip and lashed naruto with it.
No one in the town could believe that this happened and many people visited the fifth hokage asking her what she was going to do about this crime.
"There is nothing I can do until hinata comes out of a coma so leave me alone so I can drink my sake in peace." At this tsunade threw books and other objects at all the people in her office.
"where am I all I remember is falling down the stairs and then being in this bed," thought hinata, "why cant I move my body?" All hinata felt like doing was cry until it hurt and eat a lot of chocolate.
"Hhhhheeeeeeyyyyy bbbbbaaaaabbbbby suuuuuup," a very dunk gaara said as he walked into the room.
"Oh Gaara it's just you please leave me alone so I can think… I mean if you don't mind." Gaara looked at her violently and screamed "since when do you boss me around huh I'm the one who wears the pants in this relationship."
"Gaara leave Hinata alone so I can talk to her about the accident now go," screams tsunade as Gaara leaves the room, "Now Hinata I hate to tell you this but you won't be able to walk for a month or so."
"Please understand that you will need to find something to do and I have just the thing." Tsunade stands up with her hand to the sky.
(So ends the first chapter tune in soon to read the continuation of Hinatas horoscope hotline.)