Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or whoever made the tune and lyrics for Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Note: Read to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb. This is my first dabble into the Supernatural fandom, let alone something humor...ish...
Sammy had a big deadline,
big deadline—
HUGE deadline.
Sammy had a big deadline
and he was quite frazz-led.
Off to college he would go,
Dad said no.
Dad said no.
Sammy threw a hissy fit
and Dad said don't come home.
So Sammy went away that day,
'way that day,
Far away,
Sammy went away that day,
And left Dean all alone.