The Yu-Gi-Oh! Hodown
This is a short one-shot that was made after watching an old episode of Who's Line is it Anyway.I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh
Chibi-Nova:And now for the special Yu-Gi-Oh! Introductory Hodown
-cheap hodown music starts as the cast walks out-
-A silver haired boy starts singing with a British accent-Hi folks,I'm Ryou and I am a Brit.My yami says I'm just a stupid little git.He is oh so evil,he treats me like a slave.Why just the other day,he made me help him rob a grave!
-Cheap music continues as a small boy with violet eyes and multicolored hair starts-Hi there,I'm Yugi.It means "short" as you can see.My life isn't all that it's cracked up to be.I wear a giant puzzle around my tiny neck,and when it starts to glow I release a demon from heck.-smiles sheepishly-
-A boy with icy blue eyes glares daggers at the crowd-I'm Seto Kaiba and Pegasus is scaring the shit out of me.He keeps on staring like there's something he can see.I can't make him stop,even with my evil leer.Please someone get me the fuck outta here.
-A man with long lavender(ish) hair in a pink suit turns his gaze away from Seto-My name is Pegasus,and I love Funny Bunny.That cute little hare is sweeter than honey. Ruff Ruff McGruff tries to kill him all alone.Why doesn't Funny Bunny just throw the mutt a bone?
-A boy with blonde hair and honey colored eyes runs in-Yo,how's it goin' my names Jou,and I resent that last line.My enemies call me a dog,I think they're just jealous because I'm too damn fine.-Seto throws his shoe at Jou's head-Ouch,Seto Kaiba just hit me with a shoe -rubs his head as he sings the last line-Ya know what Mr.Ceo,fuck you!
-Hodown music stops and the cast all take a bow before heading off the stage,and Chibi-Nova is left with a twitch-Well,everyone,thank you for sparing some of your time for this insanity!!! I think that about does it for this fic...I might write more,but then again,I might not...if you want more let me know...if not,oh well... lol...
Author's Note: I know that Yugi doesn't mean short(it actually means game)...heh...