Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. What a surprise… Well anyways on to the sugar induced story! BWA HA HA HA HA! Major OOC
It was a lovely day in feudal Japan. The demon birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and all was well with the world. YEAH, RIGHT! The Inuyasha gang was traumatized after their last battle with Naraku. This was mostly due to the fact that Naraku had, for no apparent reason, started flirting with Inuyasha, in his own sadistic, maniacal, and seemingly drug induced way. Inuyasha curled into the fetal position as soon as Naraku said "Oh Inuyasha, You have the cutest butt I've ever seen! Squee." The rest of the gang was shocked and horrified at the same time; Sango muttered "This is even worse than when Kirara had worms." Everyone then turned to stare at Sango and Kirara with an expression of pure disgust. "Who else here has to take care of a huge fire-breathing cat huh?! I try my best for crying out loud!" Everyone just stared and Miroku mumbled O-kay, then um, well we had better take Inuyasha back to Kaede so she can well, I dunno really, but she always seems to fix stuff…"
OMG Time Passes (jeopardy theme you know doo doo doo doo doo)
"What happened this time you guys" sighed Kaede. "Well, erm…, Naraku said some DISTURBING things to Inuyasha and he is you know well, as you can see, in shock." Kagome explained. "I can see that you stupid bitch! What exactly did he say!!"
Meanwhile, Inuyasha was still curled into a little ball in the corner of Kaede's hut muttering about some horrible experience involving a millipede and a yo-yo… but anyway, back to your regularly scheduled plot.
"NarakukindasortawashittingonInuyashaandhefreakedoutandnowearehere…" Kagome! Kaede screamed "you have to slow the fuck down!" "Right sure I will." Kagome muttered. "You see, Naraku was, er, coming on to Inuyasha, which, as a result, he's currently a complete basket case." "I'll have to go consult the magic eight ball about this one." Said Kaede. Right… Kagome said under her breath.