(My first fic! This is a kink meme de-anon, and it's really short. New Zealand's a guy in this, 'cause that's how I roll. XD)
"FUCK!"
Australia stood outside of his brother's room. Now what would have happened to make him swear?
"Mmmm...You're so tight, New Zealand!"
What.
"Well, you loosened me up some! Nice tongue work, by the way..."
What.
The sound of bedsprings bouncing resonated through Australia's ears as curses from another language were being uttered.
Australia burst into the room.
He was greeted by the sight of his dear, sweet, pure brother New Zealand bouncing up and down on Prussia's cock. And enjoying it.
New Zealand turned his head around to see Australia. "Oh shit."
"What is it, kiwi?" Kiwi?
"My brother," New Zealand said, as the horrified expression on Australia's face resulted in a loud (and somewhat girly) scream.
"PRUSSIA! WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH MY BROTHER?"
"I DON'T KNOW!" Prussia screamed back, panicking somewhat. "He just came up to me, acting all sweet and coy, and goddammit I wanted to bone him! And goddammit I did!"
Australia turned to his still naked brother. "Is that true, New Zealand? Or was that German-"
"Prussian."
"STAY OUT OF THIS! Was he taking advantage of you?"
New Zealand looked confused. "Why would he? I came up to him, we hit it off, and then we started having sex!"
"But why? You're still a virgin!"
"Oh, that's right, you didn't know!"
"What? What don't I know?"
New Zealand cleared his throat nervously. "Australia, I haven't been a virgin for quite some time."
The silence that resulted lasted well over two minutes.
Finally Australia spoke. "You haven't? Then why didn't you tell me? When did this start?"
"I didn't tell you because you would've killed whoever it was I slept with! I know how protective you are of me! And, for the record, I lost my virginity to Greece, back in World War II."
"Did he rape you?"
"No! I'm way older than I look, and you know that, Australia!"
Australia had to sit down on the bed. He couldn't believe it. His brother slept around.
"Look, New Zealand, I'm fine with you having sex. I mean, look at France! He's banged absolutely bloody everyone, and we still put up with him! Just show the guy you're going to have sex with beforehand, okay?"
New Zealand hugged his brother. "Okay."
After holding in that position for a bit, New Zealand said, "This is kind of awkward. You know, me being naked and all."
"I don't mind."
"Why not?"
"I'd...rather not say."
"You mean you want to...?"
"Yes."
"Well, America and Canada do it, why not us?" New Zealand kissed Australia on the lips.
"Can I stay and watch?" Prussia said.
"NO!"