WARNING: This is boy x boy so if you're homophobic DO NOT read this!! Also, this is my first fanfiction. I just wrote this for fun so I'm not expecting everyone to like this. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone do.
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They say high school can change a person a lot. Freshman year was finally over and I was looking forward to high school. But, it's not good to start off the year puking in the urinal is it? Stan/Kyle SLASH.
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Prologue
Hey, my name is Stan Marsh. For almost 15 years I've been raised remotely normal in the not so normal town of South Park, Colorado. I kind of look Asian from the back because of my black hair, but I have blue eyes so it's all good. I'm the same height as Kenny, slightly taller than Kyle and slightly shorter than Cartman, but enough about me time to talk about my friends. Well two of them are my friends one of them is a rolling meat patty.
My best friend is Kyle Broflovski. He's probably the only person that is as sane as me, except he studies way too much. He used to get a lot of crap for being Jewish but now he's just made fun of because of his astronomical hair. I could swear he's a ginger because of his red hair and green eyes but he doesn't have pale enough skin to be ginger.
My poorest friend, Kenny McCormick is almost as normal as Kyle. Except for the fact he's extremely addicted to porn and trouble. You'd be thinking that with the amount of money Kenny's family doesn't have he'd be spending on money and not Girls Gone Wild videos. He used to die constantly but I guess he bothered Satan too much. He has blue eyes like me but he's blonde, he might be considered a dumb blonde with the grades he getting.
But the person who should really end up in hell is Eric Cartman, South Park's fat ass, my far from friend "friend". He's so fat he could…well anyway he's just fat. He's probably the only that still makes fun of Kyle for being Jewish. He's killed a person but our police force is too retarded to do anything about it. With his brown hair and brown eyes and fat build he looks like that fat kid from the Gooneys.
I'd tell my friends anything. Well I'd tell Kyle and Kenny anything, anything BUT THIS. You know, in the school yearbook I'd probably be voted least likely to turn gay. I mean sure I cry over stupid shit sometimes and sing about hybrid cars but people who know me would say "hey there's that kid that's not gay!" I mean I have a girlfriend who I've been crazy for since third grade and I probably have looked at every chick's butt in South Park. I mean sure Kenny is a porn addict. But he looks at all types of porn, gay porn, lesbian porn, Russian porn, porn porn. I mean he'd make out with a guy he thought was hot. Kyle is 100 anti-anybody, he prefers studying over girls and Cartman is… Cartman; he'd kiss anyone for some cheesy poofs. So why did I start off sophomore year getting a hard-on from some guy I've never met!?
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A/N: haha this is probably just a typical love story. But I hope you guys like it and review if you can!! D