Ares, God of Love and Aphrodite, Goddess of War

"Helloooooo, Aphrodite, dear!" Ares exclaimed, running up to Aphrodite and giving her a hug. "It's a BEAUTIFUL day!"

Aphrodite, the goddess of war, turned to face her lover. "Oh. 'Sup babe?"

"Isn't love wonderful?" Ares gushed. "It makes the world go 'round. Especially Percabeth! They're just so cute! Look, they're kissing at the campfire right now!" Ares waved his hand and an image appeared of a black-haired boy kissed a blonde-haired girl. She had her arms wrapped around his neck and he was holding her waist.

Aphrodite smacked her hand through the image. "Ugh! I hate that stupid Jackson punk! Which girl would be stupid enough to date that loser?"

Ares widened his eyes in surprise. "Dear, how could you say that? Hate…is awful! Love…is amazing! Everyone needs love!"

"Don't you ever get tired of talking about the 'amazingness of love' all the time?"

"Nope. As god of love, I strictly LOVE to talk about love. Love is the most…"

"Powerful source and motivator in the world. Yeah, you've said that about a million times."

"And I'll say it again! Now, my beautiful girlfriend, where would you like to go on a date?"

"I want to see WWE Smackdown tonight! You up for it?"

Ares scrunched up his nose. "But…fighting is so…hateful."

"I'm the freaking goddess of war; I'm supposed to be hateful."

"Sometimes I question our relationship. You're about love, and I'm about hate."

"That doesn't mean ANYTHING, Aphrodite, dear. Look at all these people who are in love!" Ares waved his hand and images appeared:

Percy and Annabeth kissing

Ares's beautiful daughter, Clarisse, kissing Chris Rodriguez

Grover and Juniper holding hands

Katie and Travis snuggling on the beach

Even Aphrodite's own daughter, the arrogant Silena Beauregard, was hugging a boy whom everyone except Silena called Beckendorf

"Isn't it just great?" Ares cheered, his eyes beaming.

Aphrodite sighed. "Can we just…go to WWE Smackdown right now?"

Ares grumbled. "Fine…but only because I love you."

Aphrodite snapped her fingers and they both appeared at the WWE arena.

A typical day for Ares, the god of love, and Aphrodite, the goddess of war.

Hey, guys! I know I should be updating my other story, "Beneath the Surface", but I've been meaning to write a story like this for a long while. It's one of those ideas I get that I just HAVE to publish. Ah, how do you like Ares as the god of love and Aphrodite as the goddess of war? It's weird, even for me! But that's what makes it a parody! :D