who doesn't like pranks?
chapter 1
Hermione Granger woke up with a scream. Something had licked her face. She looked around, listening for possible noices, but it was really quiet. The only thing she heard was one of Susan's nightly talks (She always talks in her sleep).
Hermione went back to sleep, a little scared because she was sure that something had licked her face. Or someone.Then she got it. She lit the candle on her table and looked under the bed. She was right. Ron and Harry lay there and they looked surprised when they saw her face up-and-down.
"Got ya!" She grinned.
"Damn it, you're too smart, Hermione" Harry said and crawled out from under the bed. Ron followed him.
"Not really, you two are kinda stupid." She looked at their smiling faces.
"So, who licked me?"
"Nobody licked you, we touched you with this." Ron held up a wet paper.
"And you think that's funny?"
"Yeah, you should have seen your own face!"Ron laughed. Susan woke up when he did, and when she saw the two boys sitting on Hermione's bed, she gasped.
"What are you two doing here in the middle of the night?" She looked angry." If you're having a threesome you should have it in the bathroom or something. And don't wake me up again or I'll tell Dumbledore!" With those exact words she continued to sleep. Ron, Hermione, and Harry all looked at her, then at each other, and finally they started laughing. Hermione grabbed a pillow and started to beat Ron with it.
"Ok, OUT!!! I need to sleep," she whispered. Ron and Harry put their hands up in the air and ran laughing down to the boys dormitory.
The next morning, at breakfast, Hermione decided to make Ron and Harry suffer for keeping her up last night. She wanted to pull a prank on them, but she didn't know what to do. So, she went to the library (where else?) and started to look for a book with easy and safe spells. She was standing on a chair, searching for a book in the highest shelf when she felt her skirt fly up in the air so that her knickers were visible. With a fast move she tried to fix it, but lost her balance and fell down with a scream. But someone caught her before she touched the floor, though.
"Nice knickers, Granger," she heard the person who caught her say. It was Malfoy. He stood there with his wand in his hand. Before she had the time to say something he walked away. She sat down on the chair, still a little confused. Then she heard a scream, and Malfoy's voice that said:
"Nice panties, Cho." Hermione flew up from the chair. What was he doing? She ran towards him, he was standing in front of a shocked Cho Chang, and he looked a little surprised when he saw Hermione that angry. She didn't hesitate, she walked up to him, put her hands on his pants, and pulled them down. He fell to the floor and she pulled the pants of his legs. Then she turned around, but before she started to run she shouted:
"Nice boxers, Malfoy!" She ran away, with his pants in her arms. She wasn't mad at all anymore though, because Malfoy did NOT have nice boxers. They were gold-coloured. 'That is so gay!' she thought when she threw his pants out the window. Then she ran towards the Gryffindor commonroom. She just HAD to tell Harry and Ron about this!
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chapter 1
Hermione Granger woke up with a scream. Something had licked her face. She looked around, listening for possible noices, but it was really quiet. The only thing she heard was one of Susan's nightly talks (She always talks in her sleep).
Hermione went back to sleep, a little scared because she was sure that something had licked her face. Or someone.Then she got it. She lit the candle on her table and looked under the bed. She was right. Ron and Harry lay there and they looked surprised when they saw her face up-and-down.
"Got ya!" She grinned.
"Damn it, you're too smart, Hermione" Harry said and crawled out from under the bed. Ron followed him.
"Not really, you two are kinda stupid." She looked at their smiling faces.
"So, who licked me?"
"Nobody licked you, we touched you with this." Ron held up a wet paper.
"And you think that's funny?"
"Yeah, you should have seen your own face!"Ron laughed. Susan woke up when he did, and when she saw the two boys sitting on Hermione's bed, she gasped.
"What are you two doing here in the middle of the night?" She looked angry." If you're having a threesome you should have it in the bathroom or something. And don't wake me up again or I'll tell Dumbledore!" With those exact words she continued to sleep. Ron, Hermione, and Harry all looked at her, then at each other, and finally they started laughing. Hermione grabbed a pillow and started to beat Ron with it.
"Ok, OUT!!! I need to sleep," she whispered. Ron and Harry put their hands up in the air and ran laughing down to the boys dormitory.
The next morning, at breakfast, Hermione decided to make Ron and Harry suffer for keeping her up last night. She wanted to pull a prank on them, but she didn't know what to do. So, she went to the library (where else?) and started to look for a book with easy and safe spells. She was standing on a chair, searching for a book in the highest shelf when she felt her skirt fly up in the air so that her knickers were visible. With a fast move she tried to fix it, but lost her balance and fell down with a scream. But someone caught her before she touched the floor, though.
"Nice knickers, Granger," she heard the person who caught her say. It was Malfoy. He stood there with his wand in his hand. Before she had the time to say something he walked away. She sat down on the chair, still a little confused. Then she heard a scream, and Malfoy's voice that said:
"Nice panties, Cho." Hermione flew up from the chair. What was he doing? She ran towards him, he was standing in front of a shocked Cho Chang, and he looked a little surprised when he saw Hermione that angry. She didn't hesitate, she walked up to him, put her hands on his pants, and pulled them down. He fell to the floor and she pulled the pants of his legs. Then she turned around, but before she started to run she shouted:
"Nice boxers, Malfoy!" She ran away, with his pants in her arms. She wasn't mad at all anymore though, because Malfoy did NOT have nice boxers. They were gold-coloured. 'That is so gay!' she thought when she threw his pants out the window. Then she ran towards the Gryffindor commonroom. She just HAD to tell Harry and Ron about this!
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J.Fo's note: It's the little 'GO' button down to your left that you have to press...