This was all my brothers' fault so blame him. He's always asking me "do you want to know what happened in this movie?" And I know what he's going to say, so just to annoy him I'm publishing this on the internet.
A really weird story of Lord of the Rings
Once upon a mushroom in a cinema not very far from your local town, a girl called Annelise went to the movies with her friends. When she got there she discovered that her brother was there.
"What the bloody hell are you doing here?"
"I'm going to watch Lord of the Rings"
"No you are not you little brat. You just ruin it with your silly thing you talk about"
"What thing?" he asked. But alas, it was time to go into the cinema and Annelise is never late to watch a movie. Besides you need to get good seats.
But when she sat down, her brother was next to her.
She cursed many times in her head. And I won't tell you what they are because this is a PG story.
The cinema went blank and the title appeared on the screen. "Lord of the Rings". This was about the hundredth time Annelise had seen this.
As the Fellowship was climbing up the mountains a voice next to Annelise could be heard. It was that of her brothers.
"You know what's going to happen?"
"Please not know"
"Well Gimli shoots Legolas, Legolas shoots Aragorn, Aragorn shoots Gandalf, Gandalf shoots Frodo, Frodo shoots Sam"
And the list goes on, and on, and on. And did I mention it goes on for a lot longer?
But as his words escaped his mouth, the scene that was so familiar to this huge movie buff changed. What happened? Well, Gimli suddenly shot Legolas. Annelise's friend who believes to be Legolas' soul mate suddenly cried out loud.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Then Legolas shot Aragorn. Annelise's friends who love Aragorn did the same. Annelise didn't mind this too much until Frodo got shot. That put her off because all her friends know she loves her little hobbit.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO. NOT MY GORGEOUS LITTLE PIECE OF HUNK!!!"
With that she hit her bother over the head and said with a very loud voice.
"No you little squirt. You know Gimli would never shoot Legolas, Legolas would never shoot Aragorn. Etcetera, etcetera. You get me clear???!!!"
"Yes" came the squeaky little noise that was her brother.
Suddenly the screen changed again. This time it all went backwards so they were un-shot. They all then came out of the screen onto the cinema floor. They walked over to Annelise's brother.
"You the one causing this trouble?" asked Aragorn.
Without a reply they grabbed her annoying brother and threw him into the screen which was now showing Barney. They quickly put on mute so they wouldn't hear the high pitched noises coming from the rat that was the brother.
"Don't worry he won't be there forever." Said Gimli "Just 'till he learns his lesson"
"We would like to thank you Annelise for saving us from that horrible demon that is your brother" said Frodo "Now what would you like for a reward?"
Annelise quickly looked at her friends and they had a glint in their eyes.
"Well for a start…"