AN: It was Sports Day at school today, a.k.a. a day for lazy sods like me to sit around, eat Doritos and talk with other lazy sods. One topic of conversation was Tetris fanfiction. Which apparently exists. Who knew? So here we are. To anyone who has me on Author Alert and is reading this as a result- I am truly sorry, and I will get back to actually writing stuff soon :') Anyone who found this through a love of Tetris fanfiction- high five.
Incidentally, this is based of off the gameplay of Tetris DS because that is the version of Tetris that I own. Yes, that is the one with Mario hanging around in the background.
"Why would this not be a good idea? We fit together perfectly!" The blue J argued to the orange L.
"I'm just not sure about this, that's all!" She protested. "I mean, Yellow is our friend." She emphasised. She was, of course, referring to their work colleague, the yellow square.
"And she has agreed to try this!" He retorted. "We don't fit together right, Orange. We never have. But Yellow might be able to fill the gap properly-"
"Is that why we always sleep back to back?" Orange asked angrily.
"It's the best way we can fit in a small space!"
Orange paused to think about it. "... Fine." She said, giving in. "Ring Yellow and tell her the news."
Blue picked up the phone excitedly. "Hey Yellow, it's Blue! ... Yeah. ... Yeah. So I was wondering if you're still up for that threesome..."
AN: omg. What did I just write? I don't even know.